Ok, when do we sing?
I’ve got the candles, we sing when I light them and he blows them out. In one breath.
That cake sure is looking good, if I do say so myself.
If he’s not here tonight he usually gets up early. We’ll leave the lights out and yell surprise when he stumbles in.
I, however, will not be up early. You sing for me, I’ll be back for cake.
I brought ice cream and watermelon and lots of balloons. Happy Birthday Swampy !!!
I’ll bring a pan or two of Death Chicken, altho for such an old geezer, plain oatmeal and warm milk might be less of a strain on his tummy. 
Welcome to the 60s, swampster! You’re my favoritest old fart, yanno!!
Happy Birthday bear!!!
I got a case of Yuengling, a fifth of Patrón ,and some Chinese BBQ chicken(So he doesn’t have to steal from the General on his birthday).
Awwwww Y’all! First thanks Baker for startin’ this and for chocolate cake! YUM!
I am picturing this gathering around my cee-mint pond. The neighbors would call the cops, join in, or just move far away. 
Then again, all those candles would probably be enough to burn down the 'hood.
Thanks everybody for the birthday wishes. Hard to believe I’m about to be the big 6-0. My facebook picture right now is a pic of me at three months. The cutest baby evah is sixty!
Again, thank’s y’all! Y’all make an old fart feel good.
Happy birthday Swampbear!
Someone say boom box? Heck, I’ll bring my band for some snappy swing music to dance to.
And some more beer.
After chocolate cake the reverse is gonna be true.
Happy Birthday Swampy
I’ll bring some deviled aigs, N.O.T. salad, and some cole slaw.
And some sodas for those who have a looooooong drive home.
I promise to leave the fart blossoms home.
Good Sari. Fart blossoms do not belong at any festive occasion. All this virtual food and beer sounds awesome! Too bad I just stuffed myself on St. Louis style ribs and bbq chicken at Sonny’s.
Partay on Y’all!
Happy birthday, swampy! I’ll be late, have to stop off and pick up a couple of crates of Brewdog’s finest!
Happy birthday! I oughtta stop by the whisky distillery.
But I’m far too cheap for that.
Beer and cookies? Swampy, do you dunk?
Happy birthday!
Crunchy oatmeal cookies and chocolate chip cookies are best for dunkin’ in beer. 
Ill bring a big ol’ platter of wings and blue cheese dressing, good and spicy, for our Swampy!
Me being from Buffalo an’ all.
Ever noticed how those alleged Buffalo wings taste like chicken?
You suggestin’ it’s rattlesnake?
Happy Birthday! Congratulations on the major milestone!
Hippo Birdies Swampy!!!
brings pie & terlit paper