Pearl pies and terlet paper? How did you know that’s just what I wanted! 
Tomorrow is the official day. I have my rocking chair all ready to place on the front yard so I can yell at all the whippersnappers in the 'hood.
I will bring my smoker and as many beer-butt chickens as will fit inside. I’ll also surround his cee-mint pond with nets to keep out the ballistic sharks of you-know-who so the partaaay is not disrupted.
Hope your cane is handy - yelling at whippersnappers is much more effective when you’re shaking your walking stick! 
Happy Birthday!
Its morning, so maybe I could bring taylor-ham-egg-and-cheese-on-a-roll?
(…salt/pepper/ketchup…?)
I’ll bring the squid and the goat.
The goat we can bbq, but how does one prepare squid?
On birthday, squid prepares YOU.
Pool toy, and anti-shark device.
Oh yeah, y’all. It’s a good idea to wear shark repellent at my cee-mint pond. It would appear that it’s sharknado central for some reason.
With the amount of booze people seem to be bringing I’m thinking along the lines of “Twister” and a bottle of Karo Syrup. Any bets on who gets naked first?
Happy Birthday from one Swamp to another. I’ll bring the Solo (yellow because you can write your name on’em and I don’t want to pay Toby Keith royalties) cups and the keg of Big Rock Traditional Ale.
Imma gonna bring a firetwuck; that much flame is a safety hazard.
I make a killer potato-onion-bacon salad, that goes real good with beer and sausage? Who is bringing the sausage?
Happy Birthday, Swampy. Here’s to many, many more!
I will bring homemade pee-kahn pie and 2 pounds of bacon. Must have sweets after salt!
MMMMM… pee-kahn pie and bacon! Plus, did I hear snausage? We got snausage?
Thanks y’all again, for all the bday wishes. Makes an old fart feel good, it does!
Of course, at your advanced age, you’ll have to read this whole thread tomorrow because your memory…
What thread! Dagnabbit woman what are you carryin’ on about!
Today is the actual day! Does everyone have enough to eat and drink?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWAMPBEAR!
Happy Birthday swampy!!!
Happy birthday! My fella hit 60 the other day and I couldn’t be with him to celebrate, but we had a party in absentia, and I have a ton of mushroom turnovers made up that go great with beer! Oh, and I brought the garbage bags too since I usually help clean up!