I have that on my cell phone so that I can convert more people to its evil.
Damn… I thought only Jane Fonda could use THAT word!
As Douglas Adams wrote for the Infocom “interactive fiction game” version of The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy: “With an effort for which Hercules himself would have patted you on the pack, you grit your teeth and enjoy the stuff.”
(Which, on a tangential note, I was amazed to discover now has a free on-line portal for playing it here. Awesome!)
How you gonna pay? She stole yo purse!
But she shook the purse out and left the shit on the lawn. Why does no one understand that? She only stole the purse, and only because the bitch didn’t deserve such a nice purse. She didn’t steal any of the stuff in the purse (like for example the bitch’s muthafuckin’ cell phone, rang a lang a lang).
It took me an embarassing amount of time to twig to the fact that it’s not a Valentine’s Day song - it covers all of February.
