apology for duplicate post
Url posted to answer puzzled request about fexual acts http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=32246
Required warning that content might be considered “icky” for the squeamish.
Hijack about why Esprix hasn’t yet posted even though pointless gay content has been added.
Smilie to demonstrate love for Esprix
Oh yes, newbie poster? Deep contempt expressed.
<no sig added as this is Pit>
Bump
Pithy thread-killing witticism.
Snide, edged comment about being called a one-trick pony. Criticism of those who criticize me. Gratutious “fuck off.”
Gratuitous flirt with matt_mcl
Esprix
obligatory self-promoting .sig
More gratuitous commentary about OP, expecially comparing his/her intelligence to a mostly dead firefly.
Gross generalization that compares the intelligence of all newbies to molstly dead fireflies.
Point by point rebuttal of OPs responses:
OP wrote: IS SO
IS NOT!!
IS SO
IS NOT!!
IS SO
IS NOT!!
IS SO
IS NOT!!
IS SO
IS NOT!!
IS SO
IS NOT!!
Ends “debate” with statement effectively saying “that’ll show 'em!”
<gratuitous .sig>
Compliment awarded to wittiest poster
Threat to bring OP to attention of Primo Flamers Coldfire and Byzantine
Agreement with Auntie Pam that ClogBoy should be dragged into the discussion, although concern expressed about OPs remaining shreds of sanity/dignity should either poster appear.
Inquiry about unmentioned missing poster.
Expression of error.
Completion of thought: complaint that not all newbies should be tarred with the same brush.
Humorous comparison of so-called “elite clique” to semi-recent film starring attractive actor.
[Simpsons character] Simpsons quote with profounding meaning but only the vaugest amount of relevance [/Simpsons character]
Skulks off and wishes he was wittier.
Sig only amusing to self.
Extended and incomprehensible rant attributing all of OP’s problems to the fact that he’s been circumcised.
rolleyes smiley
Correction re: gender of OP, inquiry as to how this changes the views of previous poster.
Sarcastic comment regarding probable answer.
Recognition of and apology for hijack.
Old, unrelated banned poster comes back with slightly altered name. Tries to flame mods for being anal retentive tools.
Said poster is warned.
Said poster whines about Freedom of Speech.
Score for rant in OP, 3.5
Claim that it lacks rythmn and you can’t dance to it.
:Wally putz smiley:
Random non-newbie, non-reg/veteran with insanely high post count comes in to see what the fuss is about.
Extended and incomprehensible rant attributing all of OP’s problems to the fact that she’s been circumcised.
Removal of second of suggestion that Coldfire or Byz come in and toast OP in the flames of their own righteousness; suggestion that same would be akin to fly swatting with Buick.
Upon Preview, suggestion that CF or Byz should instead take on male-genital parts boy. Rolleyes smiley
apology for smiley in pit. General fuck you.
feined interest in subject matter.
glib remark about blah, blah, blah…
gratuitous- FUck OfF.
<insult regarding my own posting tendancies and my inability to spell>
feigned listed in 4 foot high neon letters stapled to my forehead.
pooh-poohs importance of correct spelling in message board communication
dares spofsky (stofsky?) <shrug> (whoever) to nitpick grammar and show off pseudo-intellectual prowess
accuses said slotsky (whoever) of cowardice if appearance isn’t made in 11 minutes 15 seconds
apologizes profusely when snotski shows up and kicks metaphorical ass
Gratuitous mentioning of the word “Mung”. Gratuitous mentioning of the “Enterprise vs. Star Destroyer” thread. Gratuitous mentioning of the Toothpaste Story. Comparisons to previous posts.
Afterthought telling OP about the excretions from his/her below-the-belt orifices.
Random, buttheaded, idiotic comment to Esprix.