StG
Swiss cheese is holey.
I’m no longer an atheist, I’m a Cheez-it… no wait I mean a Cheeseist!
Mmmm… Cheeeeese…
Is salvation achieved by feta and gouda works, or by feta alone?
[QUOTE=Terry Pratchett]
“We’ll be more popular than cheeses.”
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Soul Music
I warn you all, stop blaspheming, or face eternal Edam-nation!
Catholics say gouda works, but Martin Luther said by feta provolone.
Clever sentence that ends in “Velveeta”.
And here I thought you were sharp.
The good word has been brought to the world by Cheeses of Nazareth!
Suffer not an aerosol cheez to live!
No whey! It would brie a cold day in hell first!
In Queso trouble, pray to Cheesus.
Normally, yes. Today the van broke down.
#badatthis
Do the souls of the unbaptized go to Limburger ?
Cow and bug, in perfect harmony…
Liederkranz
The Lord is my Cheddar; I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in Gruyere pastures,
He leadeth me beside the Stilton waters.