Found in a magazine, the following: famous actress has a heroin using daughter who dates a musician. Daughter comes home to find famous mother, mother’s almost as famous live-in stud, and the musician boyfriend engaged in a threesome. Anyone care to take a whack at the identities of these folks?
This is just a shot-in-the-dark, but are the mother and the live-in-stud-boyfriend Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell? I have no idea who the musician is but I’ll give it a try. How bout Falco?
Was that a joke, Wiggum? Falco’s dead.
“His eyes are as green as a fresh-pickled toad,
His hair is as dark as a blackboard,
I wish he was mine, he’s really divine,
The hero who conquered the Dark Lord.”