Blind man banned from driving ?

For three years??

Whats with that then?

From the article:

It’s a mandatory part of the sentence for dangerous driving. And makes sense, if you imagine borderline cases where a person might currently have a health problem or disability that would prevent them obtaining a licence, but might be able to recover sufficiently with present or future treatments. (Epilepsy, for example?)

I’d like to know what was on his T-shirt.

“B4D MO7H3R FU5K3R”, according to one article.

"It says what? But the vendor said it read ‘Go Manchester United FC!’ "

Nice tits, lady. Now where do you want these blinds?

That was my all-time favourite joke for a few years! :stuck_out_tongue: