Remember people don’t kill people, plates of fried chicken do.
They can have my plate of fried chicken when they pry it from my bloated, greasy hand.
Coincidentally, North Carolina’s electric chair has two settings: “original” and “extra crispy”.
Reason #52 why “Think fast!” is not a proper game to play with blind people.
Looking at the title again, I’d think that a very large Kitchen-Aid blender would mix those ingredients quite nicely.
I assume you were just making a joke, but on the remote chance you’re unfamiliar with the term, “legally blind” does have a well-defined meaning; 20/200 vision or worse with corrective lenses, or no peripheral vision. So, you can be legally blind without being totally blind.