Bloodsport USA

Here’s the scene: The USA is in decline. We are faced with a usurping lifetime dictator who controls all media and consumer goods. As a body, we lack the will to wrest our freedom from the Super-Sized Half-Wit who calls himself our leader.

But he is giving us Bloodsport! How thoroughly amusing! We will be riveted to our TVs, we will buy season passes, we will lose all desire even to procreate while we see such real life terror.

What’s it like? What are the events? Where are the venues? What is the demographic of the “entertainers?” Tell me about

BLOODSPORT U S A

Jean-Claude Van Damme and Frank Dux have to be involved somehow.

TONIGHT! IN MADISON SQUARE GARDEN! Fifteen Iraqi prisoners of war vs. the EAST L.A. CRIPS! For a purse of $5 million! Tonight’s weapon of choice: CHAINSAWS! And, to ensure a vigorous contest, starting tonight all surviving members of the losing team will be crucified!

If our civilization’s gonna decline, I say wallow in it! :slight_smile: