Bloody hell, why was Lolo banned??????

I thought SavedbyJesus admitted to being a troll also.

I thought Lolo died a year or two back.

Oh wait, we’re not talking about Lolo Ferrari? Never mind…*

*I would post a link here, but if you know anything about Lolo F. you’ll know why I can’t…[/sub]

Channelling JDT:

If your uncircumcised, everyday is christmas.

:smiley:

Yeah, yet SBJ remains unbanned. Why? Was SBJ really a Halloween prank?

I don’t. Link to why you can’t?:slight_smile:

Assume a link to the SDMB rules [here](Hypothetical link to the SDMB rules).

I suspect the mods might be annoyed at my posting links to pictures of naked breasts the size of watermelons. Not to mention the reactions of the various employers of unsuspecting SDMB members…

But hey, Google is your friend. Go wild.

It may be the case that Saved BJ* had her posting privileges removed, but wasn’t banned.

Pssst…iampunha…you can find numerous “Lolo” links (some of them labelled as ones that won’t get you into trouble) in this thread.

What ever Lolo wants, Lolo gets
And to be banned, to be banned, Lolo wants to!
Make up your mind to have no regrets
Recline yourself, resign yourself, I’m through
I always get what I aim for
And a boot up my hole is what I came for

Or
Lolo
by The Kinks
I met a Goth kid down in IMHO
where you post nonsense and it reads just like spankin’ solo
S-O-L-O Solo.

He posted after me and he said “Christians blow.”
I asked him his name and in a dark brown voice he said, “Lolo”
L-O-L-A Lolo, lo lo lo Lolo

Well, he’s not the world’s most intelligent guy,
so when he left the boards I understand why
Oh my Lolo, lo lo lo Lolo, lo lo lo Lolo

Well, I’m not dumb but I can’t understand
why he posts like a troll but says he’s a man
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola

Well, he bashed Christians and he wasn’t real nice,
as he claimed to be the Antichrist,
I looked him up and found he spoofed his IP,
I said, “Little troll, don’t you even fuck with me!”

Well, I’m not the world’s most sensible guy,
so when I listened to his lies,
I almost fell for my Lolo,
Lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola

I pushed him away. I called him a whore.
I laughed at him more. I smacked him to his knees.
I looked at him, and he at me.

Well that’s the way that I want it to stay.
I always want it to be that way for my Lolo.
Lo lo lo Lolo.

Goats will be goats, and trolls will be trolls.
He’s a mixed up, muddled up, shook up troll,
Yes, he is, Lolo. Lo lo lo Lolo. Lo lo lo Lolo.

Yeah, then you have to pay for those eight days with your foreskin. At least if you are following that Orthidox belief. ;j

I will take the one day of gifts. :wink:

Gosh, people, Lolo wasn’t banned because he admitted being a troll, he was banned because he posted copywrited material!
[sub]Modern Major General, indeed![/sub]

:slight_smile:

LOL @ gobear’s song!

That Lolo was bannable from his first post, practically. Good riddance!

Just for the record.

Lolo, in Hawaiian means crazy.

Oh my, oh my. I know, as a Christian, I shouldn’t be glad to see someone banned…
Oh what the heck,
YAAAAAAY!!!

And LOLO, if you’re lurking?
My favorite stuffed animal is a purple mouse.
No, I don’t wanna let go of her! And since I didn’t even begin to go to church until I was thirty-five, I guess this is as grown-up as I’m gonna get! :smiley:

That was such a good banning. 5…4…0.

Great stuff.

So isn’t anybody besides me haunted by the nauseating suspicion that Lolo and SBJ may actually be the same person?

THREAD HIJACK!!!
Uncircumcised men are the best lovers ever! ANTEATERS RULE! No matter who you kill the goat for!
(before I get slammed that’s just a reference to the old biblical practice of a sacrificial goat which has become a symbolic burnt offering and a play on the whole silly satan goat thing[ah! pictures of the Dragnet remake flooding brain!..all urge to copulate…fading…fading…seeing increasingly excited uncircumcised member…urge rising…rising…thinking of Homer Simpson and “The Shinning”…confused…confused…])

I suspect that SavedByJesus was Lolo’s butt-buddy, Eternal Student, who had already been banned.

How Lolo ever made it past a few days of his obvious trolling is beyond me. Gaudere is ordinarilly pretty sharp. I think it might have been the combination of her missing some of his earliest salvos along with the fact that he was so stupid that he couldn’t even troll right. He was so pathetic that he had some people convinced that he was just a lousy debator.

He’s a coward of the worst sort, heaving insults like grenades at innocent people, not caring where they land, just so he is out of shrapnel range. He’s lower than a terrorist. Terrorists do what they do for reasons, no matter how banal. Lolo just enjoyed being a jerk, and delighted in getting away with it. Personally, I wouldn’t wipe my ass with him. And not because he hates Jesus. Who cares? Just one more jerk who hates Jesus. Like someone said earlier, he was giving atheists a bad name.

Lolo sucks because he hates good people right here on this board. Good riddance. I know it’s bad form to call out someone who can’t respond, so I’ll go ahead and post his response and give him the last word:


you stupid!!/ DUMMBASSyou bileive in myths.

i have mo time to waist with you and you’re dumn religoin…!!..!@


By the way, Lynn, thank you.