The Truth About the Board Crash....

Can now be told. On Sunday I banned this guy.

Somebody waxed wroth and the board was smoten. Sorry. It was an honest mistake.

Well, that’s convincing. I’m sure we all expect Der Trihs in here any minute to accept this proof.

So you nailed him, eh?

It’s a cross you will have to bear.

he was a sock with a telltale hole.

Wow - that takes some balls, to ban JesusChrist. He’ll be back in three days, though.

You do realise that in about 3 days, his account will miraculously become unbanned, right?

Savior or not, He’ll be subject to the no-sock rule.

Banned name!

Sorry

Regards,
Shodan

I think we’re about to find out how many JC puns can dance on the head of a pin.

Oh sure, you can’t just wash your hands of this, you know.

[Nelson Muntz} HA ha! {/NM}

Dude, you were supposed to be resting.

What about the screen name rule?

Dude, what’s his IP?

I rested plenty after the board went down! It was… not so good.

What was His IP address?

He’ll probably come back as Jesus_Christ, Jesus-Christ, Jesus.Christ, JesusHChrist, HaysoosChristo and JesusChris†.

Wait 'til we hear from his dad.

How on earth have we been able to go for all these years and only now have someone wander in with that name?

If we were still on AOL, our recent visitor would have been Jesuschrist565720b.

I suspect he’s still hanging around…

We did have a Jesus Christ join on January 2, 2000. Maybe Y2K was real after all. That poster, I presume, was not a spammer.

Some of our best Jesus-related handles include:

ChocolateJesus
Chuck E. Jesus
DrinkNWetJesus
ExecutiveJesus
jesus
Jesus Christ, Son of God
Jesus is Lord
Jesus is Lord 7 (no word on what happened to 2 - 6)
Jesus Presley
jesuscrust
JesusFreak
JesusFreakNo177 (again, 2 through 176 forgot to show up)
Jesusismynametoo (really?)
JesusPresley (you know, I’ve never seen them in the same place)
Jesus_Chrizzle
Mayor McJesus (seems like a demotion)
Silicon Jesus
sweeteviljesus (of course)
SweetZombieJesus
and of course, the least popular one… UglyJesus