Was he the SDMB’s own personal Jesus?
And then Jesus Christ, Superstar.
It wasn’t that smoten if Jerry could fix it in a morning. I mean, what kind of divine judgment would the Flood have been if tech support had rebooted the weather and deleted the waters on the second day?
Well, it’s true that socks and sandals do NOT go well together.
No socks, no shoes, no service?
You’re potentially playing with fire (and brimstone), here, Marley23. The first group of people who tried to get rid of him got assimilated![sup]1[/sup]
[sup]1[/sup]Just in case anyone was wondering, I’m talking about the Romans.
Never mind.
He was warned for our transgressions, He was banned for our iniquities the chastisement of our threads were upon Him and by his socks, we are healed.
Or something.
Thank <banned deity> that I wasn’t drinking coffee when I read that.
Marley23, aren’t you aware that this guy sits at the right hand of Cecil? Oh well, he can tell his friends that he was hung up on the board.
That’s a dumb joke. I can’t read this thread anymore.
I’m off to do my Pilates exercises.
Ah, but would he have banned Mohammed?
I would have made him post a .jpg of himself first. Just so I knew it was really him.
I’ve scoured the board in search of other deities, but learned one thing. If you come to the SDMB in search of God, you aren’t going to be able to find Him. Incidently there Allah, Budda and Krishna aren’t here either.
Jesus wept.
What about His family name at birth? Joshua bar Joseph
Sheesh, Marley, was this banning really necessary? Jesus is just alright with me. Jesus is just alright. Oh, yeah. Jesus is just alright with me; Jesus is just alright.
I noticed He has no posts. Was He banned only for the screan name? But then because of the no sock rule He won’t be able to return under another name. I don’t know about that.
He was banned for being a spammer (I checked the email address). I get those guys pre-emptively whenever I can.
Jesus is Jewish and keeps kosher. He won’t touch spam.
He’s not the Messiah.
He’s a very naughty boy!
I can’t beleive I am the first to do a Python!
Or Flying Spagetti Monster?
If Biggus Dickus shows, ban him, too.