[QUOTE=Marley23]
Can now be told. On Sunday I banned this guy.
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JesusChrist WHY?!?
Enjoy,
Steven
Jesus! Come back! Save me!
Yeah! Save our Soul!
Well that’s pretty cool… it says you can Add JesusChrist to Your Buddy List.
Ah, yes, Buddy Jesus.
[QUOTE=Revenant Threshold]
Ah, but would he have banned Mohammed?
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I’m trying to come up with a “mountain comes to Mohammed” joke and failing. Can someone else pick up my slack?
[QUOTE=featherlou]
Ah, yes, Buddy Jesus.
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The resemblance to this guy is uncanny.
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas]
Jesus is Jewish and keeps kosher. He won’t touch spam.
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There’s Turkey Spam®, ya know.
[QUOTE=Little Plastic Ninja]
I’m trying to come up with a “mountain comes to Mohammed” joke and failing. Can someone else pick up my slack?
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When Mohammed comes around the mountain, he’ll be drivin’ six white horses, when he comes.
[QUOTE=DSYoungEsq]
If Biggus Dickus shows, ban him, too.
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The mods are, as usual, way ahead of us lesser mortals. http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=22088
[QUOTE=Dinsdale]
I suspect he’s still hanging around…
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Probably renamed himself TheHolyGhost and is just lurking now, unseen.
[QUOTE=Hockey Monkey]
I’ve scoured the board in search of other deities, but learned one thing. If you come to the SDMB in search of God, you aren’t going to be able to find Him. Incidently there Allah, Budda and Krishna aren’t here either.
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GOD registered back in 2000. He never posted. GOD registered in 1999, posted 180 times, and left us in 2000. Don’t know why.
Mohammad registered back in 2001. Forgot to post. Maybe he was waiting for the posts to come to him.
Buddha was here for a year, back in 1999-2000. Forgot to post. (What is it with these Easterners? )
We still await the arrival of Krishna.
Just to give equal time in this election year, The Devil registered in 1999, posted thrice, then left in 2000.
Lucifer came in for a month in 2003, posted once. Hope it was a classic.
Satan used to post quite a bit, of course…
Did we ever have a Xenu?
Or can you not get the intertubes on a DC-8?
[QUOTE=samclem]
GOD registered back in 2000. He never posted. GOD registered in 1999, posted 180 times, and left us in 2000. Don’t know why.
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Huh. So you’re saying he was one of us?
[QUOTE=Cervaise]
Did we ever have a Xenu?
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Registered in January 2000, never posted. Which was a few months before Shiva and about a year before Amon-Re. Quetzlcoatl followed in 2006.
[QUOTE=Marley23]
Somebody waxed wroth and the board was smoten. Sorry. It was an honest mistake.
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Just like the fig tree.
Add JesusChrist to Your Ignore List
and Jack Chick’s head will asplode. 
[QUOTE=dogbutler]
Add JesusChrist to Your Ignore List
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Holy Shit, this is the High Point of my life. 
[QUOTE=Marley23]
Can now be told. On Sunday I banned this guy.
Somebody waxed wroth and the board was smoten. Sorry. It was an honest mistake.
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You’re in the clear. The REAL Jesus uses a space between his names.
Well, I say all us other gods leave in solidarity! humph