Someday I want to open an exercise studio called “Ponco’s Pilates,” just for shits and giggles.
You banned him? Our one hope at getting an answer to the burrito question? Great.
I’d at least have given him a chance to start an “Ask the Diety” thread.
JC and the boys wore socks?
(Would you mind crossing your legs? I only have one nail left.)
That would mostly be about bread and fishes. However, an “Ask the DEITY” thread would be more interesting.
Where’s your messiah now? (nyaaah)
That’s it…we’re all going to Hell, especially me for laughing at this thread.
Geez, Marley23, like I needed another Hell Point?
Ask the Diety about his many-fauceted scarlet emerald.
“Many-fauceted?” Not many people I know - diety or otherwise - bother to install plumbing in their gemstones. I think you mean “many-facetted.” 
Please consider me your single point of contact for all deity-related needs.
It’s scintillating, and capable of domineering the wealth of conquering empires.
Or possibly even “many-faceted.”
Wow, the force of Gaudere is strong in this thread.
I think it’s just that no one is recognizing quotes from the infamous fanfic classic, The Eye of Argon.
May the force of Gaudere be with you.
Do half-gods count? I sure hope so.
We’re safe as long as Marley didn’t ban Ultimate Jesus. He’s hardcore.
sneaks in to drop a link
I’m slipping it in wherever I can until I can actually post it in the fark thread where it belongs…
That looks like my husband when we eat Cheetos on road trips. 
I haven’t laughed this hard since the last time my mother dipped a stalk of celery in the dishwater and blessed everyone in the kitchen. 
If you’re Catholic, you’ll understand.