Bloody Pseudo-Christians!

Sorry. I must use all caps to display my frustration…

BLOODY FUNDIE-QUACK-PSEUDOSCIENTIFIC-ANTIEVOLUTIONIST-HEAD IN THE SAND-SCHMUCKS! YOU GIVE THE REST OF US CHRISTIANS A BAD NAME! YOU GO AROUND WITH THESE VIEWS THAT SCIENCE CANNOT BE RIGHT IF IT DOES NOT COINCIDE WITH YOUR LITERAL TRANSLATION OF THE HOLY BIBLE. INSTEAD OF RE-EVALUATING YOUR FAITH, AS LUTHER SUGGESTED, YOU BREAK OUT THE “NYAH-NYAH, I CAN’T HEAR YOU” ARGUMENT!

THE REST OF US WANT TO HELP THE WORLD BECOME A BETTER PLACE, FOCUSING ON ISSUES LIKE FEEDING THE HUNGRY, STOPPING WARS AND THE LIKE. MANY OF YOUR MAIN AIMS FOCUS ON THE DEBUNKING OF SCIENTIFIC FACTS THAT HAVE BEEN DEFENDED SUCCESSFULLY FOR CENTURIES!

DO SOMETHING BETTER WITH YOUR TIME!

That is all.

-Soup

Wow… I’m having flashbacks of Yahoo chat rooms…

hee hee.

nice one.

Yeesh. So what? Evolution - Creation, that happened a LONG time ago.

What really upsets me are the Christian “Pro-Life” zealots that think it’s supporting the “Pro-LIFE” movement to kill people, doctors, bomb clinics, etc.

THAT’S the thing that scares me. I hate having people get the impression that this is part of Christianity. I am by no means a fan of abortion, but such people sicken and frighten me more than I can express. The Evolution/Creation thing is nuthin’ by comparison.

Wait until you hear about carbon-dating labs going up in smoke… THAT’s when I stamp the words “Fundie-Fragger” on my shotgun…

I hear they’re going to set up cameras to take photos of people entering science buildings and put them up on the web!

Oh, c’mon, Soup, tell us what you really think. Go ahead. Don’t hold back.

:slight_smile:

Well, at least if you can make it past the science controversy, you get treated to nice little exchanges like this, with such juicy nuggets as:

“The bible refers to God as male. If you say it says anything else you are wrong. If you say you are not wrong, then you must be saying that the bible is wrong.”

followed by

“I totally agree. If you say that God is female, neither male nor female, anything other than male, that contradicts the Bible. That is the same as saying the Bible is wrong and I am right. Jesus refered to God as His Father…father being a mascukine word…is Jesus a liar??”

and 3 pages of discussion of how the use of male pronouns in the bible makes it heresy to refer to God as “mother” instead of “father”.

:rolleyes:

Oh man …resisting …urge …to …post …obnoxious …flame …in …christian …fundie …message …board …
GAH!!!
There are SO MANY fundies in here, I’d like to cry at the futile arguments and irrational thought patterns…
I can’t control myself.

Hehe… don’t worry. It’s been done (and vice versa actually).