A little setup - my company has a web application where you can enter the hours you work every day, tying those hours into whatever project you’re on. Timesheets are due bi-monthly, on the 15th and the end of the month, whatever that may be. If you miss the deadline, you “default” and have to do some slightly annoying paperwork, and that’s it. We are encouraged not to default because it screws up budgeting, and I have defaulted twice in my three years at the company.
I was on vacation last month for a week, and completely forgot to do my timesheet before I left. Yesterday, I got the email below. In the “To” field were 15 people’s names, including my own. In the “CC” field was the “Central Region - all” mailing list, which goes to literally hundreds of people, most of whome have never met me.
The email:
We received the expenses for July today. You are among the 15 people that failed to submit your timesheet. Please submit the appropriate timesheet adjustment. In the future, please submit your timesheet on time. We are a professional services firm and our ability to declare revenue is based on the timely completion of timesheets.
I am copying the entire region because I want to be sure that everyone gets this message. Also, for those of you on travel, remember to submit your expenses in a timely manner.
Time & Expense Processing for Exempt Employees:
Each person is responsible for doing their time and expenses on a timely basis. Both of these directly impact the financials of our region.
Time
Timesheets need to be submitted twice monthly on the 15th and 30th of the month. If you will be out of the office when a timesheet is due, submit your timesheet ahead of time. For every person that does not submit their timesheet on schedule, their timesheet defaults and we are charged for the time on an indirect project. In the month of July alone, this totaled over $43,000. This amount is not credited back to the region until the timesheet is submitted.
Fuck. You. Do not put me up on display in front of hundreds of people, you miserable ass! Do you think I defaulted on purpose, just to make your job more difficult? Do I care that your numbers are off for a week or two? Furthermore, how is it appropriate to try to “send a message” to all of the people in the central region, when they obviously did not default, and may not have ever defaulted?
I understand that it’s probably a pain in the ass to make the budgets balance. I am infuriated at the tone and condescending maner of the email. I am not a kindergardener that can be told to stand in the corner as an example to others!
(incoherent growl)