Here you go, babe:
They kicked me out of Art School for tracing.
Wally I will be your lackey for a week if you could give me my own personal sig line!!
Just think about it… I’ll do your laundry, cook your food, go on daily trips to the pet store for new pets, mow your lawn. So how bout it? Can I get my own sig line preaaaaaaaaase? ::puppy dog eyes::
Talkinsquirrel volunteered to:
Wally, just imagine the culinary masterpieces to grace your palate. Have a cocktail before dinner – fermented acorn juice – followed by seven delectable courses:
Acorn Pate served on a soft Birch Bark
Mashed Acorn Soup with a hint of Elderberry
Basalmic Acorn and Dandelion Green Salad
Julian Acorns in Acid Rain Sauce
Acorn Loaf spiced with Lichens and Mosses
Roasted Acorns in a Nest of Twigs and Oak Leaves
and of course, Winter Aged Acorns with Dirt Icing
How could you possibly resist?
Wally, You are my hero!!!
Thank You Thank You Thank You !!!
Don’t forget acorn marinated for in pond water and slowly sun roasted for a delectable tangy zip and tree sap to wash it all down with 