Quick message to those users who have been banned:
Go the fuck away.
You were banned for a reason, that reason being we don’t want you around here anymore. Take your little sockpuppets, shove them up your ass, and waddle the fuck outta here.
Esprix
The thread title could also read as:
Bored of the Banned
And I would like to nominate Esprix as Lord of the Horde of the Banned. What he says goes.
**Lord of the Board Who is Bored With The Hordes of the Banned.
And in appreciation, I’d like to Give A Hand to the Lord of the Horde of the Banned,
and then appoint him to the Chairman of the Board of the Bored of the Board Banned.
And he can also be in the band.
Who else here has the Wings song “Band On The Run” going through their head?
I’d like to hand the Bored Chairman of the Board of the Banned a board to strike the hands of the Banned after they apply those hands to their boards with the intent to bore the Board by returning after being banned.
My head hurts.
I think I need a banned-aid.
Ouch…Dr. Seuss…go away…
Well, I do – thanks to you! 
rand da da band da band da da band band rand da da band da schlemie o’ ding dong
blue mooooooon…
Do Pit threads usually go this way? I mean, start off as straightforward rants and turn into open mike night at the Poetica Parlour?
Reminds me less of Dr Seuss than of Miss Depesto from Moonlighting. Now that chick could rhyme.
The irony is that we agree with the OP. Now, if we could use this technique to hijack threads deserving of such abuse… MWAHAHA. It’d certainly freak me out, if I weren’t such a law-abiding clean-living sort of a guy.
It reminds me of a Danny Kaye movie. I’ve been trying to think of a way to work the phrase vessel with a pestle into that for the past half hour. 
Sifl and Olie! Sifl and Olie Show!
Sockpuppets the world over: Use this show as an example and GO AWAY!!!
Who do you have to fuck to get banned around here?
Marc
Mrs. Adams.
Goddammit, Jack, that was funny. It didn’t make me spray beer on my monitor, but it came damned close.
Now I’m sure you can expect a visit from some very large acquaintences of Uncle Cece, folks with absolutely no sense of humor.
When that happens, I don’t know you. 
Ohhhh, and I always thought Esprix was the Lord of the Dance. :o;)
I hope you all get banned.
Esprix, Bored Lord of the Horde of the Board of the Banned
How many Boards would the Bored Hordes board
if the Bored Hordes could board Boards?
C’mon along!
C’mon along!
Let me take you by the hand -
Up to the man
Up to the man
Who’s the Horde Lord of the Banned!
An’ if you ever wanna see sockpuppets
Flamed in ragtime -
C’mon and hear
C’mon and hear
The Bored Horde Lord of the Banned!