Man, I was SO hoping this was going to be an Onion article. This is one of those cases where folks with an out of control humor gene will get smacked by the chronically correct.
Horrible way to go, damned funny circumstances…apart from the violence, of course.
H E Y !!!
K I D N A P P E R S !!!
NEXT TIME YOU GRAB SOMEONE AND DUCT TAPE THEIR MOUTH’S SHUT.
DON’T TAPE THEIR NOSES SHUT TOO.
A BIOLOGICAL OBSERVATION:
NOT MANY PEOPLE BREATHE OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLES!!!
:wally :wally :wally :wally :wally
I am so ashamed of myself. I read the thread title and started snerking. I’m so bad. The poor guy. How could they do such a thing!
I guess it’s true…
Everybody doesn’t like something…
ouryL, did you come back for seconds?
I Am Master Baking Like A Mother Fudger!
Heh. Now why was I thinking your user name should be Maude Dibb?
I didn’t chuckle at the article, but I don’t think I would be able to keep a straight face while talking to the guy. “Yes, sir, Mr. Cockman! Oh, and you do have a three o’clock with Mr. Assman today.” snork