Okay, I know I’m going to hell for this…but the first thing I thought, even before I clicked on the link, was, “expiration date”.
:::Bad Rilchiam. No cookie.:::
Poor guy. That’s so fucked up.
I hope the bastards choke to death on cheesecake.
Imagine the guy panicking as he tried in vain to suck oxygen through duct tape.
Sometimes I actually hope there’s a Hell.
Okay, now that I’ve gotten the snark out of the way, I love how they say “his death was a mistake”. :wally
Somebody doesn’t like Sara Lee.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
It appears he was quiescently frozen.
That’s just wrong…
Do you think we can get that put up as the epitaph? 
I am taking a take-home midterm for Financial Accounting this weekend using Sara Lee’s financial statements…I gotta work this into my answers.
Rilchiam, you funny.
-Tcat
The guy was very well known around town; well liked and influential. It was nice to hear all the people that called into local radio to share their memories.
I’m not trying to be a wet blanket, I promise.
Was he found in your grocer’s freezer?
I’m sorry, I’m going to hell too. 
On top of a stryrofoam tray, wrapped in cellophane?
They had to make a pot of coffee first? They didn’t want the frosting to stick?
(racing everyone else to hell, and winning.)
Ok Snooooopy that is it, just quit posting now as you have peaked.
In the interests of posting a humorous reply, I searched the Sara Lee page and found this.
Bolding mine.
How’d you like to have that on your resume?
How horrible you all are, to take such malicious amusement in the tragic murder of a human being.
desperately stifles a giggle
Ethilrist,
I think I’d rather master baking than tell people I pack fudge for Fanny Farmer.
Will there be a viewing and, if so, will it be in the deli case?
Prior to burial, he will be frosted and rolled in coconut.
I hope they remembered to remove all the packaging before defrosting him.
You people are sick.
James Dale Cockman, on the other hand, is all-natural and preservative-free.