What makes that even funnier is that the OP is, IIRC, gay.
If you say so. But it doesn’t exactly rise to the level of irony.
Hitler claimed the same thing. How (if in any way at all) did he differentiate himself from you? Why should we trust your ‘revelation’? What do you do, that we should trust you, that he didn’t do? Can you show us how your arm itched, that you paid attention to, but his itched in exactly the same way, but he ignored?
I’m not a Mormon. I’m not willing to take your word for the shit you’re spewing.
Show me it works, or go the fuck away. I don’t want to see your mad bullshit, unless you can prove it works.
He didn’t, as I wasn’t born yet.
I don’t receive revelation for the world, just for my own benefit (hence the term personal revelation). Only the current leadership of the LDS church is authorized to receive revelation for the entire world. You’re free to distrust me on the matter of body signals, as IANA prophet.
This is not Mormon doctrine.
Calm down. Nobody forced you to read this thread.
But if you think we’re a tough crowd, how do you hope to sell your idea to radical extremists?
Simple. Because the more messed up or out of whack a person is (justifying jihads, for instance), the more God will manifest Himself to get through to that person. I know this from personal experience, as I’ve been pretty much out of whack myself. There is no darkness of mind and heart that Allah cannot penetrate.
I thought you said the bishop was onboard?
No no no; the bishop said “I’m bored.”
He told me I could write a book on the signals, but he had never heard of them before. They certainly aren’t official Mormon doctrine.
But you’ve sowed the seeds, so it’s only time.
That’s when I stopped reading this thread. Hope it’s being going well in the last few hundred posts!
In order for it to become official doctrine, it would have to be presented by the prophet in General Conference and voted upon. I just don’t see that happening anytime in the near future, even though I personally believe it’s true.
Now as to whether the Muslim extremists will accept it, I can only hope.
You know you’re headed in the right direction if you expect ISIS to adopt your program first because it’s unlikely to find traction with the Mormons.
Probably true, although I overheard some LDS discussing it, saying that some people would have “trouble” with it (implying that it has merit?). But most Mormons I’ve told the theory to have just shrugged it off as pure fiction, or the product of a mentally ill person.
Therefore proving that most Mormons think exactly like baseline people.
Dafuq? A fart is “something spiritually important”??
Gas pains and farts are two different things.
Yes, I’m aware of that. Gas pains are what happens when a fart is procrastinated. ETA: Honestly, try it next time you have gas pains. Fart, or do something else spiritual. See which one relieves the pressure. Take notes, and form a theory.
I always feel like a new man after a good fart. Ready to take on the world!
A fart means you ate too many beans last night.