Bones vs. Bones

Who’d win?

Bones, of course.

I’m going to be the dissenting voice here and say Bruno Kirby, with a sharp stick.

Dammit, Jim, I’m a doctor not a fighter.

Yes, I know but Bones would win he has a Phaser and better friends.

Jim

One Bones has an Angel on her side. It’s tough to keep him dead, so I’d vote for her.

Of course there is also this Bones.
SkipMagic: I thought he was just an FBI agent on this time? I don’t watch the show, so I could be wrong.

But Spock has come back from the dead, too. That evens it up again.

I vote for the one with breasts.

That would be Bones, silenus.

He is, but wouldn’t the show be much more interesting if he were a vampire?

:smiley: ← a vamp with good dental care.

Could someone please tell those of us who are clueless exactly who the Boneses in question are? I presume that one of them is Dr. McCoy, of Star Trek (the version that didn’t need a colon and subtitle), and I gather that the other one has breasts, but that doesn’t level things down much.

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One of them has Romulan Ale and Saurian Brandy.

The other has breasts.
Tough choice but I still say “Bones”.

According to Google ads, this is going to be a chess match.

Interesting. I wonder if Charlie X gets to be an advisor.

Batman, if he’s prepared.

One Bones is a wannabe cop who feeds flesh-eating beatles on corpses of the recently dead, before turning said corpses over to their families for burial. (Fox TV show)

The other has a pill that regrows kidneys. (Star Trek Voyage Home) He wins.

I berried Paul.

Strawberry Fields forever?

Bones has a cuter sidekick than Bones.

Okay, so Bones is a doctor, not a prizefighter. Still, he’s presumably had hand-to-hand combat training, and he’s held his own in many a fracas. He also knows how to wield a firearm.

Bones is also a brilliant surgeon. He was (or will be?) perhaps the most highly accomplished medical officers in Starfleet. With just a few bag of thermoconcrete, he can practically cure a rainy day.

Bones, on the other hand, has tantalizing eyes and porcelain skin. She’s smokingly hot.

Tough call.