Enough is enough. It’s not that I don’t love bacon - I just don’t want bacon in my love.
It’s gone too far. (SFW for most folks)
If you’re one of the “troubled individuals” Jezebel.com refers to, you can take heart in the fact it’s a kosher product.
I’ve heard of “porking” but c’mon…
“keep it sizzling.”
Indeed.
I don’t care how stupid an idea it is. If they can get a celebrity endorsement from Ned Beatty, I will buy this product.
This is the third thread on this topic this week.
And here’s a thread bacon candy canes for you, too.
I call for a moratorium on SDMB threads about bacon.
Sorry - while I did search for similar postings, I apparently did not search hard enough. 3 threads is indeed plenty. I’ve asked the mods to fix it.
Since we’re got this covered elsewhere, I’ll close this thread.
FauxExample, if you want to contact us, the easiest was is to just click the little triangle to report post. That’s what it’s for! 
Ellen