From here:
Hmmm…Kevlar Booby Enhancement…there’a a market…
So Breast Implants are the new Pocket Bible, then?
It’s a brave new world that has such miracles in it…
With or without implants?
Well, that settles it! I’m having my breasts enhanced. I wonder what my wife will think.
What size where they? I mean, does this advantage only occur in the freakishly large implants or can they happen in the oh so fun C-cup range? Will a large B equally protect as a large C or even D?.. These are the questions that need to be asked and answered?..
Maybe you should have HERS enhanced and tell her that it is for her own good… 
These are not the questions which spring to mind in my case.
Women need more protection against rocket attacks on their breasts. Silicon implants could easily be replaced by anti-rocket technology. For those who have scant knowledge of breast-related fire power, the ammunition is fed into the breast by a belt system, as patented by Gatling, or somebody like him anyway.
The bullets are fired through the nipples, which can be rotated at will in order to maximise the target area. There is one small problem with the design of this system, which is that the nipples tend to overheat following periods of intensive rapid fire.
If anyone has an idea as to how this could be solved, please write (in confidence) to Mr. D. Rumsfeld c/o The White House.
In all honesty, I think there are very few cases in which ‘enhancing’ breasts makes them better (from my subjective POV) than they were to begin with, and in a large number of cases, it makes a great pair look stupid.
Certainly in the case of my wife’s shapely pair, any change would be a detriment.
Mangetout-she must read the 'Dope, eh?
Like you needed a reason!
No, in fact she would probably not be amused at my discussing her breasts in a public place, indeed, she would probably not be impressed by much of what I post here.
As noted in my post about how I like all boobs equally, I will have to reply with the standard “I would have to see them to let you know for sure” with hopes of no offense to you.
Sure beats an ‘arms race’.
I’ll see your shrapnel and raise you a Marlin.