Boobies: Penny vs Bernadette

On the hot department, Kaley runs laps around Melissa; there is no contest. If were going to throw away my life by doing one of them, Kaley is the man.

As cute as Melissa is, her “look at me, I’m a sex object too” pics just don’t sell. She’s very pretty and hs pretty nice boobs, but (by Holywood standards), she ain’t hot. Raj’s sister, Sheldon’s sister and Sheldon’s assistant are hotter than her.

Kaley Cuoco looks like Virginia Madsen, who should play her Mother.

I didn’t understand this post, then I noticed for the first time her surname doesn’t have an n in it.

AFAIK, Melissa’s rack is all natural. The same can’t be said for Kaley’s. That’s a win for “Nature.”

What, no love for Mayim Bialik? Just do a Google images search, and, oh never mind!

Personally Penny - Kaley by far. Bernadette has big boobs but I can’t see much else to care about. Kaley carries herself well and “shows” better. She has also has a history as a sexpot (Eight Simple Rules anybody?) and I could see her moving into another series or movie roles easily.

Rauch is the hottest of the women on the show by a mile. I mean, DAMN!

Actually between Bialik and Cuoco, I would go for Bialik.

Kaley is very pretty, no doubt, but she reminds me too much of a faked up cheerleader that never grew out of high school. I’m sure she’s very nice in person, though.

Kaley is much more covered up these days than in the beginning. In the first few seasons she was always in a low-cut top, but these last couple of seasons she’s been much more covered up, in general. Notice how in the show’s opening, when they show the main cast eating around the coffee table in Leonard and Sheldon’s apartment just before the final title card, Penny is wearing less revealing clothing in every successive season:

Season 1

Season 2

Season 4

Season 5

Season 6

I couldn’t find a video for Season 3 or 7, but I’m pretty sure she’s wearing a tank top in Season 3 and she’s well covered in 7.

Likewise. Don’t watch it but the clear winner in “Which of these women triggers your Mmmm… yeah reflex stronger” is Ms. Rauch.

Bernadette is the more desirable “Mary Ann” to Penny’s “Ginger”.

I believe this will be proven by our offspring who will revisit this topic (on the SDMB, of course) in 30-odd years.

WHAT!? She was my junior high crush, and I am totally envious. (and curious about context)

I like both of them, er… all four of them. I was disappointed to hear Cuoco had work done on hers, ruined one of my fantasies. Overall I prefer Bernadette cuz I dig chicks in glasses.

And I’m the opposite. I’ve always had a thing for short girls. But I am only average height for a man so I’m not towering over anyone.

But either way I think Melissa is both hotter and cuter than anyone else on the show.

Do the boys nerdgasm over the fact that she was/looks-like Princess Irulan in Dune?

House of frum.

I know that Amy dresses frumpy on the show 'cause that’s the character but Mayim dresses modestly IRL because she does keep Kosher… including in dress.

Melissa’s Esquire shoot shows she has no moral objections to looking pin-up hot.

Of the regulars, yes. But the hottest woman to ever appear on BBT is Aarti Mann, who played Priya. Whoa.

I’m not sure it’s fair to judge the hotness of the actresses by what the wardrobe people give them to wear. The characters, yes, the actresses, no.

Oh, and below the unflattering clothes Amy wears, Bialik wears some unflattering padding around her waist and hips.

I’d happily take which ever of the two I could catch.

I prefer Penny, overall.

She does? why?