Booger Cloner Abducted Missionary

The title speaks for itself. The New York Times is reporting that the woman who had a South Korean company clone her beloved dog “Booger” jumped bail in the UK on abduction charges.

Thirty years ago, she was arrested and charged with kidnapping a Mormon missionary and chaining him to her bed to be used as a sex slave.

The story indicates she is upset people recognized her photo in the paper. She thought people would let her forget the “garbage” in her past. You know, like kidnapping.

There’s a thread already going on about this thing here.

Opps!

Sorry, please close.

Before closing this thread, let’s give Paul full credit for using the words booger, cloner, abducted, and missionary in a coherent and meaningful sentence for the first time in written history.

Closed at the request of the OP.

Cajun Man
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