“How I Seduced Anna Kournikova (into a threesome with Phoebe Cates)”
“Fat, Drunk, and Stupid IS the Way to Go Through Life!”
“Telling Time for the Busy Executive”
“Everything I Learned, I Copied From the Kid In Front of Me in Kindergarten”
“How I wasted my life and 10 ways you can avoid making the same mistakes I did”
“The cooltimethingy device”
A book about how I found a thing which transported me into my 10 year old self, with all my current knowledge and personality intact.
“The Lord of the Things”
An epic tale of a journey to mount boob, to destroy my collection of small miscelaneous objects found at the bottom of the cutlery drawer.
“How to fake a psychology degree and really confuse people”
“How Men think”
“Why dogs chase cars”
“How Cecil Adams Got Where He Is Today”
“Making sense of women”
(comes in 700 volumes)
700? that’s some damn small print…
When Good Things Happen to Bad People
Everything I needed To Know I Learned in Grad School