Books that *should* have been made into a musical..

They did it in an episode of Home Movies!

"I see double what I see I think I’m turning into a bug
I ain’t got no self-esteem I think I’m turning into a bug
Bet you fifty dollars I’m a man, I’m a scholar and I’m turning into a bug
Momma like a daddy like a baby like a baby like I’ll turn into a bug
Yeah! Yeah! "

Go here for more lyrics, but find YouTube videos if you can - I’d do it myself, but I can’t from work.

How about Adam Smith presents: The Wealth of Nations

O-oh, the butcher has more meat in his shop
Than he could ever hope to consume
And he could give it to the beggar or the traffic cop
To get himself a little more elbow room
The brewer and the baker and the candlestick maker
Could throw themselves a mighty fine do
But it’s in their self-int’rest to find a way
To sell what they produce to you!

The first three rows WILL get splashed.

James Clavell’s Shogun. You could have terrific musical numbers AND beheadings.

The song’s already written!

Gary, Indiana-Gary-Indiana-Gary-Indiana-that’s the place I wanna burn!

There have been attempts but not one breakout hit version of DRACULA.

Very nice… and in the vein of epic tales… mebbe Stephen Donaldon’s “Chronicles of Thomas Covenant”

I think James Michner’s Hawaii would have made a very good opera, sort of Evitaesque with a kind of Hawaiian lilt.

Broadway says sorry, new rules. If you have a book and want us to make it a show, sell it first as a movie.