Boom--with newslink. And bright red nads, too, of course.

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

WHEE! Aren’t exploding dye packs in yer knickers fun?!?

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080603/D91292601.html

FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (AP) - Staffers at a pawn shop in Fort Lauderdale thought the shopper with a goatee looked suspicious. Their instincts were confirmed Monday when, two minutes later, a red dye pack exploded in the man’s pants. He fled the store, ditching a stolen wad of cash that contained the theft-detection device.

Plans & schemes for how to identify/locate/capture this Criminal Mastermind, this Napoleon Of Crime?

[Antinor01]

And most guys think blue balls are bad.