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“Whoops!” said Frito.
“Aiyeee,” added Goddam.
“Floop,” suggested the tar pit.
(My copy is a little closer. And that’s one of my favorite quotes. 
)
“He slipped his hand into his pocket, found the Ring, and took it out into the fading light. Already it was beginning to work its slow change upon him, the transformation of which Dildo had warned. He was constipated.”