Well I am not gonna lie to ya. I was expecting for a little more idea’s that just drugs.
wait a second, I’ve been the only person to make references to drugs, and I have a perscription for the pills.
And according to your first post you don’t care so sit back and light up. It’s a great remedy for boredom.
As for me I’ve consummed the remaining Sambuca (half bottle is what I sarted with), had 4 “herbal ciggarettes”, the roaches went into a bowl which I finished about 5 minutes ago, and a tottal of 4 muscle relaxers, and 5 beers (I think). Of coarse this has been spread out since like 11 oclock or so, more lately though. And I feel great!! I have kinda been having trouble walking through the house I hit my knee on the living room table and man did that f’in hurt, I’d have screamed obsinities but my roommate is back home now and is trying to sleep so the music is off, I have half a beer left and one ciggarete for morning so I’m going to go pass out on the couch now.
Hey, all you folks who had problems getting dlgirl’s windows to close (oh, and BTW, very impressive - how’d you find that atrocity?), here’s what you do: ignore the little electronic rat for a moment. Assume little 's do not exist in the corner of the browser windows. Move both hands over towards the keyboard. You know, that thing you use to post with? OK.
Now, use Alt-Tab to get to the popup window of your choice (I find the farthest-right one in the taskbar to be most aesthetically pleasing). Place a finger of your left hand over the ‘Esc’ key, but do not press yet. Just be prepared. Now, using the right hand press ‘Alt’ and the ‘F4’ button. As soon as you do this, use the left finger (remember the left hand? it’s over ‘Esc’) to press that ‘Esc’.
In most browsers today, ‘Esc’ is also the keyboard shortcut for STOP. This prevents the new window from doing anymore than popping up. It can’t load its HTML, so it can’t do any more harm. An additional application of ‘Alt-F4’ will be sufficient to close the new popup window. I escaped from the torture in under 15 seconds. In fact, I just did it again, to prove that to myself! Ain’t this fun?
Now go, and rejoice in your popup-killing superiority. 
Ignorance fought, small moral victories won…
- Dave
I find it hard to believe that I will be the first one suggesting masturbation.
Sorry to everyone, but dukie said that he wanted a diversion, so I gave it to him. And InternetLegend, if you had read what others had said, you should have had an inkling as to what might have happened. I can’t help it that your Netscape decided to crash your computer. And the livejornal thing was brought to my attention by a fellow doper and LiveJournaler. Just thought that I would tell you that. Oh, Cyn, I know what you mean about DSL. I have it, too, and trying to close all those windows is hell. BWAHAHAHAHA!
Anyway, bad, bad Nicklz. You shouldn’t be mixing your liquor and drugs. That isn’t good for your liver. What if you wake up dead? Then who else is going to make me laugh over the fact that he can type while off in la-la land?
Yes, I amuse very easily.
P.S. Thanks, BGH for telling us how to stop the windows.