Bored.
Bored.
Bored. Bored. BOred. BORED. Bored. Boredboredboredbored.bORed. Boarde.
boredBoredbOredboRedborEdboreDboreDborEdboRedbOredBored.
derob derob.
blahblahblah “It’s cold in here.”
“Put one some damn pants.” Blah blah.
“Get that out of my face.” Blah blah blah.
“No, I’m seroius, don’t touch the short hairs.” Blah blah blah.
Is that dinner? I’m hungry. How about you?
BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED.
Mechanical rhythm of keys making me not bored."
Too late B ORED.
Anyone else?
Chairman Pow is James Joyce!?! 
Leave some messages on that thing.
Ladies and gentlemen…Hairstyle Runner.
If you just use one bit of hair as a goatee, I promise you he looks exactly like my high school religion teacher.
Wait for the ending.
Trust me. You’ll wonder where all the time went.
And I’m pretty sure we all know the badger/mushroom thing. Nice try 
Did anyone else think of Vivian from The Young Ones while reading the OP?
I was torn between Viv and Captain Murphy from Sealab 2021.
Ever been busy but still bored? That’s worse than plain old bored.
Man overbored!
[Paris Hilton]
I get bored all the time.
[/Paris Hilton]
Warning! Stupid immature humor in spoiler box!
lieu, I believe you misspelled “boned.”
Trust me… I’ve never gone into a hardware store and asked for a “boning bit.”
You should try it sometime.
Try this instead. And this time I assure you, there IS an ending.
Magical Trevor
Pizzabrat, how did you get Chairman Pow’s password?