Since my SO left for a family-get-together and won’t be home for a few more days, I’ve been bored out of my mind (not that I was ever actually in my right mind).
Maybe I could just surf… but what for?
Maybe I could make a home page-which I’ve been meaning to do anyway… but where do I start?
Maybe I could watch a movie… but I’ve already seen all of the ones I have.
Or maybe I could just have a naked, drunk, bored party… but who would I invite?
How about read?
But I’m reading now. What else is there to do online, except type?
Porn.
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Rent one. Or watch one with foreign subtitles for fun (if it’s a DVD with that option).
Me.
Things to do when bored:
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[li]Learn to juggle. Avoid flaming objects or chainsaws until you’ve had a little practice.[/li][li]Invent a new drink (make sure to come back and give us the details).[/li][li]Hi Opal [sub]I always wanted to do that[/sub].[/li][li]Take the goldfish for a walk.[/li][li]Learn to play the rauschpfeife.[/li][/ul]
Watch the goldfish, have extra catnip, play with your rubber mousie, tease the dog…
Oh, you’re HUMAN?
Nevermind.
Uh… there’s always this site for bored humans…
