Heh! If you changed that into “Hickory Farms Barrel of Monkey” it’d have to be listed in that ‘Most Dangerous Toys’ thread.
1919 Style Death Ray
A very inferior toy which lacks the technilogical sophistication found in designs of the next decade.
Seasonal Affective Disorder Barbie™
She mopes, malingers, sleeps and watches lots of television.
Who’s First? - The getting dressed racing game. Beat your siblings to get dressed and be downstairs to go to church!!
My dad actually suggested this to us when we were habitually behind in getting ready. He didn’t get very far.
Scientist Elmo- Your favorite Sesame Street® friend dressed in a lab coat. Squeeze his arm, and he recites the Periodic Table of Elements. Not sings it, recites it. (I’d like this, but most children wouldn’t.)
<B>My Little Irritable Bowel Pony</B>