So recently I was shopping online trying to find some sort of gift for my b/f’s upcoming birthday. I was just surfing about, trying to find some of the more rare Simpsons figurines, since he collects these. (huge fan) I have so far found some amazingly weird toys/collectibles. Here is a sampling from just a few sites:
6" furry plush Cthulhu doll
12" “Living Dead” doll of what appears to be a blood-drenched cheerleader
6" anatomically-correct Jenna Jameson porn star doll
4 1/2" Viet Cong action figure with rocket launching action
6" full-color “Buddy Christ” figurine from Kevin Smith’s “Dogma”
6" Sigmund Freud action figure
12" Delirium plush doll from Neil Gaiman’s “The Sandman” series
3" block-people of “The Blair Witch Project”
Has anyone else found any bizarre/unusual/disturbing toys?
This is definitely not a toy for a kid, but it could be a toy for an adult. I don’t rememeber where I saw it (I think it was an issue of Jane magazine), but amongst a collection of Jesus paraphenalia was a Jesus butt plug.
I guess that would be popular among the catholic priests.
I have a plush rabbit with a switchblade (also plush) sitting on my monitor at work. Sluggites will get it; for the rest of you, it’s Bun-Bun–the lethal mini-Lop rabbit from Sluggy Freelance.
Toy Vault also made a Christmas Cthulhu with santa hat and bells on the ends of his facial tentacles, and a Gothic Cthulhu which was black with silver highlights.
I’ve got the 12" basic plush and I love it.
Re Endless Plush-
Vertigo has made quite a few of these-Death and Delirium were just the first 2 to be released.
Re-Living Dead Dolls
There’s something like 12 of these-witch, zombie, devil, vampire, serial killer etc
What else-
Monty Python offers a plush Vorpal Bunny(mouth opens to reveal huge fangs) and plush dead parrot
The Unathauroized Jessica Rabbit Wheaties Box-Topless Jessica in stockings and garter belt. I don't know who made these but they pop up at toy shows every now and then.
Mysteries Of Science figurines-I can’t recall the actual name of this line. The pvc figurines are such Ripley’s/Fortean items as Yeti’s, Crystall Skull, Jenny Hanniver, Mothman etc.
BeanWorld-This is q cute little comic book. The creator gives out free action figures at conventions-real beans with eyes drawn in magic marker.
Flaming Carrot-After 20 odd years of his own comic, FC finally got an action figure. The flame on his carrot masks has an led light and FC comes with a gun and his nuclear-powered-super-pogo
