I am not Petrarch.
Nor am I Michael Palin.
Nor am I that, but I have nary a clue who you’re thinking of. Take a DQ, if’n you don’t mind.
Were you in a western at the end of which the hero is asked to come back ?
DOES ONE OF YOU CHARACTERS TALK LIKE THIS ?
Are you a Quidditch player ?
Ummm, (stab in the dark) Slim Pickens?
Absolutely no clue. Take a DQ.
Not Harry James Potter.
Not Alan Partridge, then.
DQ: Are you fictional?
IQ: Are you a mythical King?
IQ: Are you the mythical King’s father?
IQ: Did you found the “Favourite Poem Project”?
I was thinking of Jack Pallance of “Shane, Shane, come back !” fame, but I haven’t seen any Pickens western, so can’t tell whether he fit the bill or not. I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt if you want.
Terry Pratchett’s Death is a tall skeleton who TALKS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE HIS* VOICE SOUNDS VERY DEEP. ALSO, HE LIKES CATS.
DQ : Are you a real person ?
ETA : Gah, Worm beat me to it. Are you male then ?
- : don’t ask.
No. I am not fictional
I am not Phineas, nor his father, Poseidon.
And I am afraid that I am not Robert Pinsky.
Feel free to another DQ. I highly doubt Slim Pickens fits the bill. He was just the only western star I could think of with a P in his name.
I am male.
I am not fictional.
DQ : Are you alive ?
IQs : Did you steal a certain something from a certain group of people and… well, let’s say you got a rotten deal, could have used a lawyer and got a very cruel & unusual punishment ?
Are you the guy who got a very special item from some random tart in a pond ?
Were you the only really funny friend out of the 6 ?
Did the japanese call your boats the Black Ships ?
Did you base you claim to the trone on a sword?
Or are you that guy’s father 
(many mythological Kings and father’s of Kings starting with a P)
Are you a former Croatian national team striker 
Did you briefly meet a woman who had a really, really bad hair day, every day ?
To answer your DQ, no, I am not alive.
I have no idea and I’m curious to know. Take a DQ
Not Arthur Pendragon.
I am not Matthew Perry.
Nor am I Commodore Perry.
Again, not Arthur Pendragon
Neither am I Uther Pendragon.
I am not Dado Pršo.
I am not Perseus, slayer of Medusa.
ETA:
I am not alive.
I am male.
I am not fictional.
Are you one of the best football players ever?
No, I am not Walter Payton. 
Who’s that? Obviously I was refering to proper football, which is played with the feet 
So are you one of the best football players ever, who’s usually called this?
Or did you lead your troops into Germany?
Fine, you are speaking of the world-renowned Pelé, of course. 
Unfortunately, I am not him.
Nor am I General George S. Patton.
The guess you missed was Prometheus. DQ : Are you an artist ?
IQs :
Did you direct a very, very long film about submarines ?
Did you die in a car, under a hail of gunfire ?
Is your character permanently on again, off again with Mr. Big ?
Are you a writer whose name is also a title ?
The gods are people now? That’s a stretch of the word, dontchathink? :dubious:
To answer your DQ, no, no I am not an artist.
Not Wolfgang Petersen
I’m not Bonnie Parker.
I’m not Sarah Jessica Parker.
And I am not Alexander Pope.
I am not an artist.
I am not alive.
I am male.
I am not fictional.
Goddammit.
All right mister, you asked for it.
Have you ever been arrested and spent time in jail for carrying concealed… movie-prop guns ?
Are you a famous Spaniard mentionned in two different and totally unrelated Disney movies ?
Are you canonically the keeper of a very special gate ?
Can you field dress a moose ?
Did you find a cure for an invariably fatal disease ?
D-d-d-do you humo-mo humo-mo humo-morously stutter ?
Are you a funny, colored, undefined, cartoon animal? (who speaks, so it counts)
Did you get a measuring unit named after you?
Did you loot and plunder in South America?
Did you use to score a lot of goals in the Bundesliga, but have now moved on to the Premier League?
Are you a saint known for his correspondence?
Have no idea, take a DQ.
I am not Francisco Pizarro.
I am not St. Peter.
I am not Sarah Palin.
Again, no idea, take a DQ.
I am not Porky Pig
No, and I don’t know who you’re thinking of. Take a DQ.
I am not Max Planck.
Still not Pizarro.
I am not Emanuel Pogatetz.
I am not Paul of Tarsus.