Botticelli 2009!

I am of course, referring to the Pink Panther :slight_smile:

DQ: Did you use to be a political leader?
And a defender doesn’t score a lot of goals :stuck_out_tongue: So I’ll rephrase my question:
Are you a South American striker who used to score a lot of goals in the Bundesliga but has since moved on to the Premier League?

Are you a Frenchman who said: “All men’s miseries derive from not being able to sit in a quiet room alone”?

What makes the Pink Panther “undefined?” :dubious:

To answer your DQ: Yes, I was once a political leader.

No, I am not Claudio Pizarro.

Nor am I Blaise Pascal. :slight_smile:

To recap:

I was a political leader.
I am not an artist.
I am not alive.
I am male.
I am not fictional.

Have you ever seen a pink panther in nature? Hence it’s undefined which kind of panther he is :smiley:

Ok, I’ll give you that it wasn’t very well put. So I won’t ask a dq.

Did you have to choose between pardoning two people, and ended up pardoning the murderer?

You already asked a DQ for it and I answered, I’m not worried about it. :slight_smile:

However, I am not Pontius Pilate.

Well, :smack:, I guess I did.

Are you the step son of a Premier League legend, who also plays there?

I am not Shaun Wright-Phillips? :confused:

Correctamundo, he’s the step son of Ian Wright..

But since I’m on such a footballing run (don’t ya love it :wink: ):

Are you the first goalie who ever got a red card in a World Cup match?

I’m done Googling your football stats. Deliberately exploiting a chooser’s weakness is horrible form and you should be ashamed. [/finger wagging] :stuck_out_tongue:

Have a DQ, you illegitimate son of a viking. :mad:

:wink:

Gianluca Pagliuca got sent off for handballing the ball outside the penalty area in Italy’s game against Norway in the World Cup played in the USA in -94.

And what about you guys tormenting me with artists and painters in the last run :stuck_out_tongue:

Ok, dq: Are you of European descent?

In 1994 I was more interested in the latest Sega Genesis game than in the World Cup, sorry. Granted, even now I’m not much for watching sports, playing them is a million times more satisfying. :smiley: But not soccer. I suck at soccer and I don’t have enough friends who like to play it to have any hope of ever getting any better. :frowning: All of my friends in both the US and Japan have been more into baseball and/or basketball.

I am not of European descent.
I was a political leader.
I am not an artist.
I am not alive.
I am male.
I am not fictional.

I’ve never been very good at basketball (guess I can’t jump), but we play a sorta baseball over here which can be pretty fun at times. Especially when combined with chugging a beer at every base :slight_smile:

But enough fooling about; time to get serious :smiley:

Did you have fake villages named after you?

Did you move your capital while being a local lord of a place that now has been united into a nation? (eh, yeah, that makes sense)

Did you assist your master in fighting windmills?

I am not Potemkin.

Ummmm, no? Only P ruler who moved his capital that I know is Peter the Great. But he wasn’t a local lord. Have another DQ.

I am not Sancho Panza.

Emperor Pan Geng moved his capital to Yin; he was a local lord in what had yet to become China.

DQ: Are you Asian?

IQ: Did you build your nations first organized fleet in not one, not two, but three different seas?

DQ: Yes, I am Asian.

I am going to stab in the dark and say Peter the Great again? They did have plenty of seas to build in. If I’m wrong, feel free to a DQ.

Yeah, Peter the Great built Russias first fleet in the Black Sea to fight the Ottomans, the first in the Arctic Ocean, for the heck of it*, and in the Baltic, to fight the Swedes.

He really liked ships.

*or to be able to send traders to Europe without the hassle of the Danes and the Swedes

I knew he built in the Baltic and Black Seas, didn’t know he had built in the Arctic, too. Groovy.

He was a very groovy guy! But as he isn’t who you’re asking about he sucks at the moment :mad:

Well, did you give your people a constitution, turning yourself into a half-figurehead?

I am not John I of the House of Plantagenet, signer of the Magna Carta?

I hesitate to say that because the Magna Carta only limited the King’s powers in theory. In practice it really did not make a huge difference.

Well then, are you an Asian King who was forced to give his people a constitution?

Still, the Magna Carta, gave the people a piece of paper to back them up. The King couldn’t do whatever he felt like anymore.

Ohhh, you mean Prajadhipok. No, I’m not him.