(for the record, the 3 were Engelbert Humperdink, John Hammond of Jurassic Park and Frank Herbert)
And for the record too, that clue zips right over my head 
Are you blonde ?
Are you under 40 ?
Are you French ?
Do you have a thing for little girls(or at least one little girl)?
Were reports of your defeat greatly exaggerated?
Are you the protagonist of some Beverly Cleary novels?
Did you gain fame for singing about air globules in alcoholic beverages?
Have you dated Bruce Willis and modeled for La Senza?
Are you a Chezch model who just like youself said, caused quite the bit of accidents when she posed in lingerie on road side billboards?
Ok, hoping that Wash is really Eva Herzigova (who fits all the descriptions so far), I’m giving this another try:
B
Worm! I had given up all hope for the game! Once again, you are the wind beneath my wings. 
Here goes:
Did you paint a picture of Venus rising?
Did you inspire the Romans to drink?
Are you a cartoon animal forever transformed by an evil genius who wanted to make you lead his evil army?
Someone had to step up to bat 
I’m not Botticelli
Neither am I Bacchus
And I’m not Bugs Bunny ???
I was going for Crash Bandicoot, but I’ll leave it to your discretion as to whether I get a DQ or not for that.
Do you vie with another sailor for the affection of a certain alliteratively named girl?
Do you really, really like a certain brand of corn chips enough to steal them?
Are you halfway there?
Did you commission unique guns for famous people ?
Are you a jazz pianist & singer ?
Do you bend it like yourself ?
Does your tombstone famously reads “Pals” ?
Seodoa
Yeah, you get a DQ.
I’m not Popeye’s rival Bluto
I personally (dunno about the Boticelli-me) like corn chips, but have a DQ
And I’m not Bono (in regards to the Millenium Development Goals)
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I’m not John Browning
Nor am I Charles Brown
And I ain’t Beckham
And have a DQ for the tombstone
So you are not the Frito Bandito?
And I suppose I’ll let you by with Bono. 
My DQs:
Are you male and are you non-fictional?
I am both male and non-fictional
Do you swear that you’ll make it?
Do you befriend a skunk?
Did you famously stain a dress?
I’m not Blagojevich who swears that he’ll make it through the accusations (have a dq)
I’m still not Bugs Bunny (have another dq, can’t think of anyone else)
And I’m not Bill Clinton
Jon Bon Jovi who sings, “Take my hand and we’ll make it, I swear / Ohhhh, livin’ on a prayer”
Bambi befriends a Skunk named Flower.
DQ:
Are you American?
Are you alive?
Crap! :smack: for both of them… guess I’ll have to watch Bambi’s mom get shot again sob
Neither American nor alive.
Are you so glad that you had time together to “laugh and sing a song?”
Did Ricky never let you be in the show?
Are you the patron of eloquence, beauty, music and all with a flowing aspect?
Do the inhabitants of a provincial French town all agree that you’re nothing like the rest of them, yes different from the rest of them?
Does your husband eat really big sandwiches and work for a short-tempered and short-statured old curmudgeon?
Seodoa
I’m not Warren Bell
I’m damn sure Ricky never let me be in the show, but have a DQ
Have another DQ
Expecting a :smack: here, but have another
But I’m not Blondie!
Who the crap is Warren Bell? I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt here, but, I was going for Carol Burnett, who ended her variety show with the song:
Lucille Ball, whose character Lucy Ricardo always pestered her husband, Ricky, to let her be in his nightclub act.
This was cruel, but, Benzaiten is another of the Seven Gods of Fortune.
Belle, from Beauty and the Beast. Re: The opening song. 
Loves me some Disney songs.
Okay, my DQs:
Were you European?
Were you the leader of a country?
Were you alive in the 20th century?