I’m European
I was kind of the leader of a country
I was not alive in the 20th century
And :smack:. Warren Bell is a guy who wrote an article about Carol Burnett’s song… have another dq.
I was thinking of Ned Buntline for the guns, but Browning works. The tombstone is Billy the Kid’s.
Are you a religious figure ?
Not a religious figure.
To summarise:
Not a religious figure
Male
Not alive during the 20th century
Kindof the leader of my country
European
Real
Did you and your buddies gang up on a military leader ?
Are you a warrior queen ?
Are you often likened to Emperor Palpatine (of Star Wars fame) because, seriously, you do look very creepy ?
Does everyone but your creator hate your guts ?
Have a dq
Not Bodecaia
Not George W Bush (?)
Not Jar Jar Bings
Do you goof off at Camp Swampy?
Are you Ruth Handler’s legacy?
Are you an Alabama auto dealer primarily known for his sporting career?
Not Brutus, then. And while GWB is a good choice, I was rather thinking of Benedict XVI
Were the Americas officialy discovered by your time ? (and don’t try a weasely Leif Ericson copout, you Nordic git ! 
I suppose the Aztecs discovered them even before he did. I’m talking Columbus, New World, Gérard Depardieu et caetera here)
Sternvogel
Not that I’m aware off? Have a DQ
I’m not Barbie
And I dunno nuttin about American sports (I’m guessing Fooball here?), so have another
Kobal2
Nope, I’m not Marcius Junius Brutus (but it’s unfair to Caesar to call him just a military leader)
and I should’ve thought of Benedict; lots of pictures pop to mind when I read it 
First a HAHAHA 
And come on, the Aztecs were bad-asses a couple of centuries after Leif
As for whom you’re asking about; I suppose they were officially discovered by the time of Benedict XII (1724-30), whom I’m not
Are you famous for uniting your country and your red beard?
That wasn’t an IQ but a DQ. You owed me one for Brutus, remember ?
Now these are IQs :
Do fans hotly debate whether you really have wings ?
Are you ghastly afraid of flying (in airplanes), thus prompting your friends to sedate you everytime ?
Did you and your wife appear as characters in a videogame ?
Are you an obsessive paranoid who prepares for any and every contingency, no matter how unlikely it may seem ?
Johnny Q
Can’t think of a red-bearded revolutionary hero. Have a DQ.
Kobal2
Hey, you gotta use official Botticelli quotation for the DQ.s
But no, the Americas were not officially discovered in my days.
Don’t do comics, so have a dq
I’m not BA Baraccus of the A Team
Expecting a :smack: here, but have a DQ
Monk doesn’t start witha B, right? Have another DQ.
Wow, good crop o’ questions. The first one was the Balrog (Tolkien fans are divided on the wings issue), David Bowie and his wife Iman have appeared in the game Omikron (for which Bowie did the soundtrack, too) and Batman is prepared. Always.
So many DQs, and I have no idea who you might be or where to aim them. Let’s see… Are you an hereditary sort of ruler, or were you chosen/elected ? Does the country you sorta ruled have a Mediterranean coastline ? Did you ever lead a battle (an actual blood 'n guts one, not a political or philosophical one) ?
I was going for Frederick Barbarossa.
DQ: Are you German?
IQ: Are you a sarcastic conniver whose intelligence seems to rise as his social standing goes down?
Kobal2
Weird, that wasn’t a :smack: moment at all. I’ve never played Omikron (any good?)
I was chosen/elected, my country borders the Med and I have led a battle
Johnny Q
:smack: on Barbarossa
I am however, not German
I shouldn’t do these before my morning coffee, so have a DQ.
(meh, not all that good. There are some amusing concepts, but on the whole it tries to be too many different games at once, and fails to be any good at any aspect - except the gameworld and feel, which are quite unique)
OK, so let’s see… Did you cross the Alps with pachyderms ?
Are you the previous dude’s father ?
Did the rape of a family member *really *piss you off ?
Did you lead one side at a Battle of Thermopylae, only not the famous one ?
I’m neither Hannibal Barca nor Hasdrubal Barca (or was that his brother)
But I am Lucius Junius Brutus, who founded the Roman Republic!
And who was the last one?
So congratulations and celebrations Kobal2!
Brennus, a Gaul warchief.
I’m happy to have sussed you out on that “no, I’m not Brutus… not that one” :]
All right then, I’ll give you an… M
Are you a candle in the wind?
Did you sing happy birthday in a sexy voide?
Do you have a cocktail named after you?
Did Aguilera, Lil Kim, Pink and Mya sing about you?
Not Marylin Monroe (interesting, I always thought this was a Lady Diana song)
Not Marylin Monroe either.
Not Lady Marmelade (you do know the lyrics to that go “Do you want to sleep with me ?” in French, right ? Impersonal you, too.)
What cocktail ? We don’t need no steenkin’ cocktails. Take a DQ.