I am non-European, alive and non-fictionnal.
I am not James Dean
I am not the Daredevil
I am sports illiterate and wish the damn stats and teams and goddamn tables would stop, but I’m not Alfredo DiStefano 
ETA : sorry seodoa, I am not Dido
Ohhh, nice. I hadn’t even thought about her.
Okay, let me rephrase it:
Did you become a famous pop star after changing your name that started with a D to one that doesn’t?
How about a Portuguese who has won the Champions League two times for different clubs 
Are you a member of a comic book bandit gang?
Did you found a tobacco company?
ha HA ! Took me long enough, but my google-fu reigns supreme. I am not Reginald K. Dwight, a.k.a. Elton John
You´re using Google? In that case I need to mask my questions even more
I hate you, I really do. But I’m not Deco.
DQs for the other two though.
Oh, drat, you got me. I was actually thinking of Arnold George Dorsey, who would later become Engelbert Humperdinck. But Sir Elton is way better.
Okay, did you famously paint a bare-breasted Marianne?
I am not Delacroix.
Davidoff, for the tobacco and pick one of the Dalton brothers in Lucky Luke for the gang
DQ1: Are you male?
DQ2: Are you a politician?
Did you design a keyboard layout?
Did you write a symphony hailing a new world?
Have you played the most football caps for your nation? 
Are you a former captain of your national team that won two major titles?
Are you a Canadian Mountie whose true love is more interested in his horse (named Horse, of course) than she is in him?
ETA: WormTheRed, wow, you’re all over this, aren’t you!
I am non-European, non-fictionnal, alive, male but not a politician
I’m not Dvořák
I’m not Dvořák either, only not the same.
Die in a fire.
Die in a fire while stabbed with a chainsaw
And take two DQs, of course.
ETA : I’m not Dudley Do-Right
Did you embarrass yourself and your handler by uttering a foul word at the Ascot Racecourse?
Hmm I’m not Eliza Doolittle ?
Drat. :mad:
Do people tend to sing hello to you? Especially if you vow to never again leave?
Well, I have to do something while I’m bored at the office
So you’re neither Iran’s top capper Ali Diae nor former French captain Marcel Desailly
(you’re non-asian as well right? as per post 107)
DQ: Are you a movie star?
DQ: Are you younger than 40?
Well, since you seem to love sports sooooo much (now where is that horny devil smiley when you need it?)
Are you presently playing for Real Madrid
Are you a Greek football star
Ok, enough teasing…
Did you write a book about an idiot?
Are you a short actor?
I love your guesses, WormTheRed.
I’m not Asian, a politician, fictional, younger than 40
I am male, alive and a movie star.
I’m not Lassana Diara
I’m not Nikos Dabisas
You should still roast in some circle of Hell, somewhere
I’m not Dostoievsky
I’m not Warwick Davis (played the peck in Willow and R2-D2. Can’t get shorter 'n that )
seodoa, you get a DQ though.
EDIT : my mistake - he actually played an Ewok, not Artoo. Still.
Did you play the shorter twin in a movie?
Did Sarah Silverman want to have intercourse with you?
ETA: I could jump into a local volcano if you’d want me to?
I’m not Danny DeVito
I’m not fucking Matt Damon
ETA : Please do so at your earliest convenience.
Dolly, from the musical “Hello, Dolly.”
DQ: Are you a Hollywood star?
Has a character you’ve played ever employed small cacao-bean-loving men?
ETA: I’ve got a local 'cano too, but I promise not to make sports-related guesses.