Do I carry a what now ?! suspiciously Is that what you kids call it these days ? Take a direct question 
Haha, Daikokuten, one of the Seven Lucky Gods.
Okay, DQ: Are you European?
I am not European.
Did you meditate longer than most people would probably advise?
I am not the Dalai Lama (OK, so I’m stumped :). Take a DQ)
Daruma, the legendary father of Zen Buddhism who, according to one legend, meditated for so long that his limbs atrophied and fell off. :eek:
Are you Asian?
That’s a … disturbing image 
I am not Asian
Did you propose any massive sphere-like structures?
I am not Freeman Dyson, but I’ll readily admit he’s got one of the greatest names evah.
Are you the boss? Ay-oh, oh-ay! 
I’m not Tony Danza 
Are you a sunglass wearing football player who’s had is best years behind him?
(and sedoa, I was thinking about Francesco Totti)
(precision needed for research purposes : real football (i.e. soccer) or pansy-ass American football ?)
The real proper kind we play in Europe.
And another for you:
Are you a former no. 1 tennis player?
I am not Björn Borg. I’ll have to get back to you on the first one 
EDIT : Gah ! Was thinking B instead of D. Take a DQ.
Where’s the D in Björn Borg?
Oh, damn, I have actually heard of him.
Sassin frassin ferigners and yer sassin frassin kickball. ![]()
ETA: And thanks for joining in WormTheRed, I was in dire need of some manly Nordic assistance. ![]()
The worst thing is I took a few seconds deciding between Björn Borg and Boris Becker, before thinking “waitaminnit, isn’t WormTheRed from one of the Nordic countries ? Borg it is” :smack:
I give up on the footballer too. Whosit ?
Why, yes; I’m multinordic* 
I was thinking of Lindsay Davenport and Edgar Davids
DQ:s Are you non-fictional and are you alive?
IQ: Were you a rebel without a cause?
IQ. Are you a blind superhero?
IQ: Have you won the Champions League with two different clubs?
And sedoa, most glad to help and most grateful for yours as we seem to split our expertise pretty well 
*As in hailing from one of them and having lived in most of them
Okay, I’ll toss in another one:
Did you become a multinational pop star after changing your name?