IQs:
1. Did you write The Joy Luck Club and were part of the Rock Bottom Remainders?
2. Did you have a sign on your desk that said “The buck stops here”?
3. Did Nancy Reagan pose for a picture on your lap, with you dressed as Santa Claus?
IQ1: Are you Dick Tracy’s wife?
IQ2: Are you an Alabama senator who used to coach the Auburn Tigers?
IQ3: Are you the first sophomore to win the Heisman Trophy while playing at the University of Florida?
IQ1: Did a woman die in your car when you drove off a Massachusetts bridge?
IQ2: Were you and your son awarded posthumous Medals of Honor over fifty years apart?
IQ3: Were you a real-life murderous maths professor who figured in S M Stirling’s “Emberverse” series?
IQ1: Are you a fictional rock star, patterned on Joan Jett, that appeared in the comic strip Bloom County?
IQ2: Did you tiptoe through the tulips?
IQ3: Do you live in a moai at 122 Conch Street?
Tess Turbo of Tess Turbo and the Blackheads. Played a benefit concert for the Meadow Party and later burned off all of Steve Dallas’ chest hair while shooting a music video.
Yes
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