IQs:
1. Were you an ill-tempered baseball player who sharpened your cleats, nicknamed the “Georgia Peach”?
2. Is your memoir Bossypants?
3. Are you a choreographer who has done shows based on the music of the Beach Boys, Billy Joel, and Bob Dylan?
Were you “the Sledge of Nashville”?
Did your famous but estranged son not attend your funeral, even though he easily could have?
Were you murdered in Canterbury?
Were you “the Sledge of Nashville”? - Maj. Gen. George H. Thomas
Did your famous but estranged son not attend your funeral, even though he easily could have? - Thomas Lincoln, father of Abraham (they had a difficult relationship)
Were you murdered in Canterbury? - Yes, Thomas Becket, Archbishop of Canterbury
Thomas x3!
IQs:
Were you a crippled little kid carried about by your loving papa through Victorian London?
Were you First Officer of the USS Enterprise in an alternate timeline?
Were you a Vermont-born Pennsylvanian played in a movie by a Texan?
Good one - and seasonally appropriate! Thanks, Prof. P.
Other previous IQs:
Were you First Officer of the USS Enterprise in an alternate timeline? - Thelin, an Andorian, in one of the animated series episodes
Were you a Vermont-born Pennsylvanian played in a movie by a Texan? - Thaddeus Stevens, played by Tommy Lee Jones in Lincoln
IQ1: Did your father force all of his employees to find you a golden ticket for a factory tour?
IQ2: Are you the Red Priest who wrote The Four Seasons?
IQ3: Are you a parapsychologist who went freelance after being fired from Columbia University?