Are you the pipe-smoking prophet of the Church of the Subgenius?
Were you the commander of rebel troops in Charleston, S.C. at the beginning of the Civil War? (You’re a big Civil War guy, so I thought I’d throw you a softball).
IQs:
1. Are you the musical guest on tomorrow’s episode of Saturday Night Live?
2. Did you in fact raise your daughter Deborah in an air crib, and did she turn out just fine?
3. Are you a porn actress (and title character?) in Brian de Palma’s Body Double?
Are you a British major whose eructations and moans were an integral portion of the highly acclaimed, mistletoe-and-holly-laminated, giraffe-approved 1950’s British radio series The Goon Show?
Are you arguably the most famous person with the middle name of Robinette?