Congratulations, Prof. P.! I thought that EH was keeping the holiday theme going, but that was a good guess that I wouldn’t have gotten.
Just to clear up my last IQs:
1 was Babe Ruth, 2 was Busbee Berkeley, and 3 was Billie Joe Armstrong of Greenday.
IQs:
Were you a Gaulish leader who organized a revolt against Julius Caesar’s invading Roman troops, known primarily through Caesar’s Commentarii de Bello Gallico?
Were you a possibly-mythical Romano-Celtic warlord who made the fatal mistake of inviting a couple of Saxon warriors to bring their people to his country to defend it against barbarians from the North?
Were you the most famous unmarried pregnant teenager in history?
IQs:
1. Are you the former lead of a sitcom about a comedy writer?
2. Did you popularize the white wedding dress?
3. Did you sing “Graduation (Friends Forever)”?
Were you the definitely fictitious leader of a small Gaulish village that was unique it that it was the only village in all Gaul that Caesar had failed to conquer.
Were you known for your devotion to chewing gum.
Is an electrostatic device that bears your name a popular attraction at science museums.
Huh, I was expecting you to stumble at Vercingetorix but get Vortigern, who is legendarily assigned the blame for letting Hengist and Horsa bring their Saxon warriors to Britain. Correct on the BVM.
IQs:
1. Were you a football player who got busted for dogfighting?
2. Did you co-star with Weird Al in UHF?
3. Were you Wendy’s emo boyfriend in Gravity Falls?
Were you a Roman bishop and martyr, canonized as the patron saint of epileptics and beekeepers (in addition to a more famous domain)?
Are you one of the two companies licensed by the Swiss Army to make their eponymous knives?
Were you an Italian fashion designer and businessman, known for cultivating friendships with musicians, to link music and couture, who was murdered outside your Miami home in 1997?