I’m stumped on the Canadian astronaut, the baseball player and the philanderer killed by a jealous husband.
Kid A gets two DQ’s.
Biffy gets one.
Matty Groves was killed by Lord Donald, Arlen, Arnold, or Bernard, depending on which version of the ballad you know.
Are you a character on a television series?
Have you ever called a cop “sugartits”?
Marcus Giles (Played with his brother Brian in San Diego)
Marc Garneau (Astronaut)
DQ1: Are you an adult (18+)?
DQ2: Were you created after 1980?
Are you a top-scoring, Slovak-born hockey player now in the U.S.?
Yes, I have been a character on a TV show
SUMMARY:
Fictional
Male
Created after 1950
Created by an American
Was not created for the printed page
Did not make debut in a movie
Has never died
A “good guy”/sympathetic character
Has been a character on a TV show
Not the naughty Mel Gibson!
Yes, I’m an adult
No, I was not created after 1980
Summary:
Fictional
Male
Created after 1950
Created before 1980
Created by an American
Was not created for the printed page
Did not make debut in a movie
Has never died
A “good guy”/sympathetic character
Has been a character on a TV series
An adult
Sigh. I’m almost as bad with the current NHL as with British cricket players.
Ask a DQ
Marian Gaborik of the Minnesota Wild.
DQ: Are you a funny (comedy or sitcom) character?
Yes
SUMMARY:
Fictional
Male
Created after 1950
Created before 1980
Created by an American
Was not created for the printed page
Did not make debut in a movie
Has never died
A “good guy”/sympathetic character
Has been a character on a TV series
An adult
A funny (comedy or sitcom) character
Are you a female German biathlete?
Sigh… tell you what: from now on, just write “Foreign athlete” and ask a DQ
Seriously, I couldn’t name ANY biathletes of either gender from ANY country. Ask your DQ
Did you play a hero who defended against Graboids, Shriekers, and Ass-Blasters?
Not Michael “Tremors” Gross (I loved the original movie… was less fond of sequels and TV series)
Heh.
Foreign athlete.
Foreign athlete.
Foreign athlete.
Foreign athlete.
Foreign athlete.
Five DQs! 
Naw, I wouldn’t do that to you. But it was Martina “Molly” Glagow.
DQ: Are you best known for appearing in a TV show?
Hmmm… the answer is PROBABLY yes. I’m not being evasive. If you knew who I’m thinking of, you’d probably agree that most people know him as a TV character. But that’s not all he is.
SUMMARY:
Fictional
Male
Created after 1950
Created before 1980
Created by an American
Was not created for the printed page
Did not make debut in a movie
Has never died
A “good guy”/sympathetic character
Has been a character on a TV series
An adult
A funny (comedy or sitcom) character
PROBABLY best known to most people as a TV character
When people make fun of the armed forces of France, are you one of the people they have in mind?
Hmm… I enjoy a good French-bashing joke as much as the next guy, but I can’t think of many truly cowardly or disgraceful French military officers (save for the collaborators, like Petain).
Ask a DQ.
I was thinking of Maurice Gamelin, and, to be fair, his problem wasn’t “coward”, but “too old (and not just in age) for the job”.
DQ: Were you a character used in sketches as part of a program, rather than as the sole focus?
IQ: Were you a television quizmaster and the provost of a major university at the same time?