I’m stumped on the Canadian astronaut, the baseball player and the philanderer killed by a jealous husband.
Kid A gets two DQ’s.
Biffy gets one.
Matty Groves was killed by Lord Donald, Arlen, Arnold, or Bernard, depending on which version of the ballad you know.
Are you a character on a television series?
Have you ever called a cop “sugartits”?
Marcus Giles (Played with his brother Brian in San Diego)
Marc Garneau (Astronaut)
DQ1: Are you an adult (18+)?
DQ2: Were you created after 1980?
Are you a top-scoring, Slovak-born hockey player now in the U.S.?
[QUOTE=Biffy the Elephant Shrew]
Matty Groves was killed by Lord Donald, Arlen, Arnold, or Bernard, depending on which version of the ballad you know.
Are you a character on a television series?
[/QUOTE]
Yes, I have been a character on a TV show
SUMMARY:
Fictional
Male
Created after 1950
Created by an American
Was not created for the printed page
Did not make debut in a movie
Has never died
A “good guy”/sympathetic character
Has been a character on a TV show
[QUOTE=ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness]
Have you ever called a cop “sugartits”?
[/QUOTE]
Not the naughty Mel Gibson!
[QUOTE=Kid_A]
Marcus Giles (Played with his brother Brian in San Diego)
Marc Garneau (Astronaut)
DQ1: Are you an adult (18+)?
DQ2: Were you created after 1980?
[/QUOTE]
Yes, I’m an adult
No, I was not created after 1980
Summary:
Fictional
Male
Created after 1950
Created before 1980
Created by an American
Was not created for the printed page
Did not make debut in a movie
Has never died
A “good guy”/sympathetic character
Has been a character on a TV series
An adult
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Are you a top-scoring, Slovak-born hockey player now in the U.S.?
[/QUOTE]
Sigh. I’m almost as bad with the current NHL as with British cricket players.
Ask a DQ
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Are you a top-scoring, Slovak-born hockey player now in the U.S.?
[/QUOTE]
Marian Gaborik of the Minnesota Wild.
DQ: Are you a funny (comedy or sitcom) character?
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Marian Gaborik of the Minnesota Wild.
DQ: Are you a funny (comedy or sitcom) character?
[/QUOTE]
Yes
SUMMARY:
Fictional
Male
Created after 1950
Created before 1980
Created by an American
Was not created for the printed page
Did not make debut in a movie
Has never died
A “good guy”/sympathetic character
Has been a character on a TV series
An adult
A funny (comedy or sitcom) character
Are you a female German biathlete?
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Are you a female German biathlete?
[/QUOTE]
Sigh… tell you what: from now on, just write “Foreign athlete” and ask a DQ
Seriously, I couldn’t name ANY biathletes of either gender from ANY country. Ask your DQ
Did you play a hero who defended against Graboids, Shriekers, and Ass-Blasters?
[QUOTE=ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness]
Did you play a hero who defended against Graboids, Shriekers, and Ass-Blasters?
[/QUOTE]
Not Michael “Tremors” Gross (I loved the original movie… was less fond of sequels and TV series)
[QUOTE=astorian]
Sigh… tell you what: from now on, just write “Foreign athlete” and ask a DQ
Seriously, I couldn’t name ANY biathletes of either gender from ANY country. Ask your DQ
[/QUOTE]
Heh.
Foreign athlete.
Foreign athlete.
Foreign athlete.
Foreign athlete.
Foreign athlete.
Five DQs! 
Naw, I wouldn’t do that to you. But it was Martina “Molly” Glagow.
DQ: Are you best known for appearing in a TV show?
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Heh.
Foreign athlete.
Foreign athlete.
Foreign athlete.
Foreign athlete.
Foreign athlete.
Five DQs!
Naw, I wouldn’t do that to you. But it was Martina “Molly” Glagow.
DQ: Are you best known for appearing in a TV show?
[/QUOTE]
Hmmm… the answer is PROBABLY yes. I’m not being evasive. If you knew who I’m thinking of, you’d probably agree that most people know him as a TV character. But that’s not all he is.
SUMMARY:
Fictional
Male
Created after 1950
Created before 1980
Created by an American
Was not created for the printed page
Did not make debut in a movie
Has never died
A “good guy”/sympathetic character
Has been a character on a TV series
An adult
A funny (comedy or sitcom) character
PROBABLY best known to most people as a TV character
When people make fun of the armed forces of France, are you one of the people they have in mind?
[QUOTE=Governor Quinn]
When people make fun of the armed forces of France, are you one of the people they have in mind?
[/QUOTE]
Hmm… I enjoy a good French-bashing joke as much as the next guy, but I can’t think of many truly cowardly or disgraceful French military officers (save for the collaborators, like Petain).
Ask a DQ.
I was thinking of Maurice Gamelin, and, to be fair, his problem wasn’t “coward”, but “too old (and not just in age) for the job”.
DQ: Were you a character used in sketches as part of a program, rather than as the sole focus?
IQ: Were you a television quizmaster and the provost of a major university at the same time?