I am MD. Ask away!
Is your dad famous for identifying himself as Spartacus?
I am not Michael Douglas.
Do you get the funniest looks from everyone you meet?
Hey hey I’m not a Monkee! Not Mickey Dolenz.
Did you have good apples to give?
Did you receive said apples?
I don’t even understand the question, so I guess not! Have a DQ.
**Minnie Driver and Matt Damon **
(Good Will Hunting- “how bout them apples?”)
Are you Male?
Yes.
MD is:
- Male
Did Howard Hughes leave you millions in a disputed will?
I think I ought to know this one, but I’m drawing a blank. DQ for you.
Melvin Dummar, subject of the Oscar nominated film “Melvin and Howard”
DQ: Are you fictional?
Were you mocked by Jeffrey Spalding and Rufus T. Firefly?
I am not the “fifth Marx Brother,” Margaret Dumont.
MD is:
- Not fictional
- Male
Are you a Canadian star who won the Oscar as Best Actress?
No, and I don’t know who is. Another DQ for you.
Marie Dressler won Best Actress for “Mi nand Bill”
DQ: Are you currently alive?
No.
MD is:
- Not fictional
- Male
- Deceased
Have you written a best seller wondering if we males serve any useful purpose?
Are you a former football coach who could defeat a hurricane?