Botticelli, June 2011

IQ: Did both you and your equally fictitious brother share the same first name?

IQ: Are you a French composer who is a member of The Apaches?

I know some French “M” composers, but have never heard of the Apaches… so ask a DQ.

I have an idea, but I’m not sure… so ask a DQ.

“The Apaches” was a nickname attached to Maurice Ravel and his associates; it came from a newspaper seller who once yelled as Ravel and some of his friends were walking down the street “Look out for the Apaches”, French slang at the time for ‘Hooligan’.

DQ: Are you fictional?

IQ: Is one of your characters named ‘Offred’?

No.

  1. Male
  2. Real person

If I’d had to guess, I’d have gone for Maurice Ravel, but I don’t like to guess.

No, I’m not Margaret Atwood (and I still want back the money I spent to rent that crappy “Handmaid’s Tale” movie).

IQ: Were you to Monty Hall what Vanna White is to Pat Sajak?

IQ: Did you once silence the hecklers in the audience at a concert of Arnold Schoenberg’s music, even though you later confessed to your wife that you did not understand what Schoenberg was doing?

I never watched “Let’s Make a Deal,” so ask a DQ.

Despite my dislike of blind guessing, I’ll take an educated guess and say… No, I’m not Gustav Mahler.

Well done!

IQ: Are you best known for composing an 18th century concerto for trumpet?

This time, I don’t even have an educated guess. Ask a DQ.

Michael Haydn, brother of the much more famous Joseph Haydn, was also a highly respected composer. His ‘Concerto for Trumpet’ in C Major is a mainstay of the repertoire.

DQ: Were you born in the 20th century?

Yes.

  1. Male
  2. Real person
  3. Born in the 20th century

IQ: Will you speak more in a minute than you will stand to in a month?

IQ: Is your wife famous for her shoe collection?

No, I am not Ferdinand Marcos

I’ll undoubtedly slap myself and groan “Oh yeah” when you tell me, but right now, I’m stumped. Ask a DQ.