IQs:
1. Did you spend ten days in a mad-house?
2. Does your 1995 memoir (and thus the audiobook version you narrate) include quotes like “There are white folks, and then there are ignorant motherfuckers like you” and “You ain’t my bitch…Buy your own damn fries!” ?
3. Do you chase Mindy, while Rita sings a verse?
IQs:
1. Have you played a musical extra given a brief highlight, a disgruntled movie-goer, a servant, a chief, a screeching cat, a highly anxious doctor, a philosopher, a conceited actor, a president, a guy who finds excuses to use wine, a bank loan officer, and another doctor?
2. Were you an accomplished female track and field athlete and golfer?
3. Are you an animatronic rabbit at Freddy Fazbear’s?
1 was Mel Brooks (in The Producers, “The Critic”, The Twelve Chairs, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, High Anxiety, History of the World Part 1, To Be or Not to Be, Spaceballs, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, The Little Rascals, and Dracula: Dead and Loving It, respectively); 2 was Babe Zaharias.
DQs:
1. created by English people?
2. from a comedy?
Did you try to help his doctors after President James A. Garfield was shot? - Alexander Graham Bell, trying to find the assassin’s bullet with a primitive metal detector of his own design
Did you play a souvenir salesman on an episode of Friends? - Richard Branson
Were you a Governor of Ohio during the Civil War? - John Brough
DQs:
Appeared in only a single movie?
Considered a beauty?
IQs:
Did your future wife first see you walking down the street munching on a loaf of bread?
Did you costar in the original Westworld?
Were you depicted in a cartoon wearing your grandfather’s hat, which was much too big for you?
IQs:
1. Speaking of rabbits, are you Arthur Read’s jokester friend?
2. Did you draw Ernie Pook’s Comeek?
3. Did you allegedly eat 12 hot dogs (or maybe 14) in between games of a double-header (or before a game) (look, at any rate you had a huge appetite)?