Botticelli - May 2019

Previous IQs:

IQ1: Did a man give a girl a coin, for bringing him water when he was thirsty and in a cage? Jaqen H’ghar, the Faceless Man.

IQ2: Do you know nothing? Correct, Jon Snow

IQ3: Have fans of your show, noting your hopeless longing for your boss, nicknamed you “Lord Friendzone”? Ser Jorah Mormont.

A Game of Thrones trifecta! Which I think is pretty good, as I’ve never actually seen an episode of the show…

IQ1: Are you a stereotypical cigar-chomping, fast-talking, hard-bitten city newspaper editor who employs a photographer with unusual skills?

IQ2: Are you the actor who portrayed IQ1?

IQ3: Are you a best-selling Scottish author who has something in common onomastically with IQ2?
DQ1: Painter?

One DQ reserved.

DQs:

  1. Real
  2. Male
  3. Dead
  4. Human
  5. Not American
  6. Known for the Arts
  7. First name starts with J
  8. Born before 1900
  9. Known for the Visual Arts
  10. European
  11. Painter
  1. I am not J. Jonah Jameson.
  2. I am not J. K. Simmons.
  3. Take a DQ.

My reserved DQ: Are you French?

DQs:

  1. Real
  2. Male
  3. Dead
  4. Human
  5. Not American
  6. Known for the Arts
  7. First name starts with J
  8. Born before 1900
  9. Known for the Visual Arts
  10. European
  11. Painter
  12. Not French

Previous IQs:

IQ1: Are you a stereotypical cigar-chomping, fast-talking, hard-bitten city newspaper editor who employs a photographer with unusual skills? Correct, J. Jonah Jameson.

IQ2: Are you the actor who portrayed IQ1? Correct, J.K. Simmons

IQ3: Are you a best-selling Scottish author who has something in common onomastically with IQ2? You might kick yourself the way I did with Ian Malcolm; the answer is J.K. Rowling.
DQ1: Painter?

One DQ reserved.
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DQ1: European?

DQ2: Born after 1600?

IQ1: Did your frequent collaborations with Yun-fat Chow almost single-handedly create the genre of “heroic bloodshed” action movie?
IQ2: Did Forrest Gump teach you how to dangle?
IQ3: Are you the “Whitechapel Murderer”?

Well, if you don’t want to answer those three:

IQ1: Did you paint Girl with a Pearl Earring?

I dunno how I managed to miss those previous questions. Sorry.

But, on the bright side,

Yes, I am Johannes “Jan” Vermeer!

Take it away, SCA!

Great googly moogly, I missed the whole round! Good job, SCA (and Prof. P. before that).

Aw, man! I had a clever series of IQs about James I set up, too. Congratulations, SCAdian! And good choice, Prof. Pepperwinkle! (I didn’t know that “Jan” was a nickname for Vermeer; more ignorance fought.)

I had wondered where you went, Elendil’s Heir. Welcome back!

Now, on to K!

The proper announcement, I suppose is:

I am K

I first heard of him as Jan, and it was actually a few decades before I realised that wasn’t his real name.

IQ1: Are you the flute-playing god of childbirth to the Hopi and Zuni?

IQ2: Were you played by Tommy Lee Jones, opposite Will Smith?

IQ3: Were you the philosopher that the Pythons called “a real pissant who was very rarely stable”?

IQs:

Did Jim Lehrer write a recent novel about someone assigned to protect you?
Were you the wife of the person being protected?
Were you the daughter?

Not Kokopelli.
Not Agent K.
DQ.

Three DQs.

Previous IQs:

Did Jim Lehrer write a recent novel about someone assigned to protect you? - JFK; Top Down is about a retired Secret Service agent tormented by his failure in Dallas
Were you the wife of the person being protected? - Jackie Kennedy
Were you the daughter? - Caroline Kennedy

DQs:

Real?
Male?
First name start with K?

IQs:

Was your best friend a one-time astronaut?
Were you based on William Randolph Hearst?
Is your sister the former US ambassador to Japan?

IQs:

  1. Did you write the Nancy Drew mysteries?
  2. Are you the son of Clark Kent & Lois Lane-Kent?
  3. Are you usually credited with being the first Abstract painter?

Previous IQs:

IQ1: Are you the flute-playing god of childbirth to the Hopi and Zuni? Correct, Kokopelli.

IQ2: Were you played by Tommy Lee Jones, opposite Will Smith? Correct, but I was hoping you’d say “I am not K”. Since this round started with you saying “I am K”. :smiley:

IQ3: Were you the philosopher that the Pythons called “a real pissant who was very rarely stable”? Immanuel Kant, in the “Philosopher’s Song”.

IQ1: Are you the Marquess of Ailsa, and chief of your clan? (Surname is acceptable).

IQ2: Are you the hugely influential economist who, among other ideas, argued against the gold standard, calling it “a barbarous relic”?

IQ3: Are you a singer-songwriter who left your husband and writing partner, and recorded what was for a time the top-selling album in history?

DQ reserved.

Three DQs. (Stop that!! :))

Not “Carolyn Keene”.
DQ.
Not … Klimt?

Not Kennedy. (When I was in Scotland we steamed past Ailsa Craig every time we left port or returned.)
DQ.
DQ.

K

  1. Real
  2. Male
  3. First name starts with K

:smiley:

Ever read “Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex”? I highly recommend it if you haven’t…
ETA Wikipedia quote: It was republished in the 1978 anthology SuperHeroes edited by Michel Parry and noted with a starburst on the cover: “SPECIAL BONUS FEATURE! Intimate details of Superman’s sex life revealed!”