IQ1: Are you a stereotypical cigar-chomping, fast-talking, hard-bitten city newspaper editor who employs a photographer with unusual skills? Correct, J. Jonah Jameson.
IQ2: Are you the actor who portrayed IQ1? Correct, J.K. Simmons
IQ3: Are you a best-selling Scottish author who has something in common onomastically with IQ2? You might kick yourself the way I did with Ian Malcolm; the answer is J.K. Rowling.
DQ1: Painter?
IQ1: Did your frequent collaborations with Yun-fat Chow almost single-handedly create the genre of “heroic bloodshed” action movie?
IQ2: Did Forrest Gump teach you how to dangle?
IQ3: Are you the “Whitechapel Murderer”?
Aw, man! I had a clever series of IQs about James I set up, too. Congratulations, SCAdian! And good choice, Prof. Pepperwinkle! (I didn’t know that “Jan” was a nickname for Vermeer; more ignorance fought.)
I had wondered where you went, Elendil’s Heir. Welcome back!
Did Jim Lehrer write a recent novel about someone assigned to protect you? - JFK; Top Down is about a retired Secret Service agent tormented by his failure in Dallas
Were you the wife of the person being protected? - Jackie Kennedy
Were you the daughter? - Caroline Kennedy
DQs:
Real?
Male?
First name start with K?
IQs:
Was your best friend a one-time astronaut?
Were you based on William Randolph Hearst?
Is your sister the former US ambassador to Japan?
IQ1: Are you the flute-playing god of childbirth to the Hopi and Zuni? Correct, Kokopelli.
IQ2: Were you played by Tommy Lee Jones, opposite Will Smith? Correct, but I was hoping you’d say “I am not K”. Since this round started with you saying “I am K”.
IQ3: Were you the philosopher that the Pythons called “a real pissant who was very rarely stable”? Immanuel Kant, in the “Philosopher’s Song”.
IQ1: Are you the Marquess of Ailsa, and chief of your clan? (Surname is acceptable).
IQ2: Are you the hugely influential economist who, among other ideas, argued against the gold standard, calling it “a barbarous relic”?
IQ3: Are you a singer-songwriter who left your husband and writing partner, and recorded what was for a time the top-selling album in history?
Ever read “Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex”? I highly recommend it if you haven’t…
ETA Wikipedia quote: It was republished in the 1978 anthology SuperHeroes edited by Michel Parry and noted with a starburst on the cover: “SPECIAL BONUS FEATURE! Intimate details of Superman’s sex life revealed!”